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Girls VS Boys the most sexually charged topic yet!

#1246 User is offline   Vesuvius Icon

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Posted 04 September 2008 - 03:57 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Sep 4 2008, 01:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Boys can keep things in their pants and then offer them to people as innuendo. Girls can not. This is a tragedy for the fairer sex.


Yeah, like,
Boy: Hey baby, wanna bite of my king size snickers bar?
Woman: Excuse me?!
Boy: Silly attractive woman, here, (pulls out king size snickers, and bites it)
Woman: Oh... riiiiight.
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Posted 17 May 2009 - 09:02 PM

if you go look at some forums you'll see all these threads that say stuff like they're dating some girl who cheats on them sooooo much but they really like the person and they get back together then she cheats and so on. sick.gif

personally i would never cheat but I guess some guys might but i find more women cheat then men.
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Posted 17 May 2009 - 11:01 PM

QUOTE (ham @ May 17 2009, 10:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
personally i would never cheat but I guess some guys might but i find more women cheat then men.


Ahh... it depends on the person and the relationship they're in. Subjectively, if you find that more women cheat than men, then it would be fair to consider the notion that the men that these women are with don't know how to please them.

Quite simply, if a man would only take time to know how to please his woman, and properly, infidelity may never be an issue at all.

Personally, I've found that it's boys that think they are men that cheat more often only because they're moving from person to person just to get "their rocks off."

Besides, my lady told me a joke the other day:

Q: What's the difference between a golf ball and the female g-spot?

A: Men will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Frikin' guys are idiots when they don't take the time for their women. Plain and simple. And they wonder why they get cheated on.
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 12:29 AM

Oh oh oh we're bringing out the sexually loaded jokes? *gleeeeee*

What do women and hurricanes have in common?

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 12:26 PM

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What do women and hurricanes have in common?


Would it be something along the lines of: "They come in wet and wild and when they leave they take the house and car."


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Posted 18 May 2009 - 12:52 PM

laugh.gif Love that one.

Why do women have legs?

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 12:28 AM

Hmmm, you got me on that one. Why?
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 03:48 AM

Because otherwise they'd be leaving a snail trail. sleep.gif

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 12:07 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ May 19 2009, 04:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because otherwise they'd be leaving a snail trail. sleep.gif


It took me a minute, but I got it. wink.gif

Heh, yeah... that stuff.
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 04:42 PM

a bit of off topic food for thought.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=in9SiDtJLaU
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 19 January 2011 - 10:10 PM

HAhaha... I've never seen him before, but that's awesome.
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Posted 02 April 2011 - 08:15 PM

Men have waaay better taste in men than women do.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 03 April 2011 - 12:55 AM

Ah but girls taste better than boys, especially with ketchup!

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 08:47 PM

HEI
jeg har noen arr i fjeset mitt. De er som små hakk i huden. De er ikke pene, og jeg vill helst fjerne dem.
Kan dette gjøres ved en slags operasjon?
Med vennelig hilsen
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Posted 06 May 2011 - 07:07 AM

Men start Wars for Oil, women start Wars for Shoes.

Compared to that, our wars seem pretty polite and social.

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