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General: "It's fun to shoot some people!" Friday, February 4, 2005

#76 User is offline   Hannibal Icon

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Posted 08 February 2005 - 07:21 PM

okay SARS...
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities."
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Posted 08 February 2005 - 07:24 PM

QUOTE (Hannibal @ Feb 8 2005, 07:21 PM)
okay SARS...


Sigh, Fine.
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Posted 08 February 2005 - 07:25 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Feb 8 2005, 07:18 PM)
oh oh how about get's HPNS (high pressure nervous syndrome) like coffee in the abyss...

or maybe a jacobs ladder type thing...

shot down while fighting a group of uruk hai?

huh.gif Okay, you are really freaking me out.
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Posted 08 February 2005 - 07:27 PM


"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities."
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Posted 08 February 2005 - 08:00 PM

whistling.gif No comment.
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Posted 08 February 2005 - 08:13 PM

QUOTE (xmradiodave @ Feb 8 2005, 07:25 PM)
huh.gif Okay, you are really freaking me out.


what? they were cool ways out...

okay well the jacobs ladder thing wasn't but, you know... at least i was trying.

+ i think we all agree that hyram coffee was the coolest military character in a film (outside of aliens).

actually xm, i don't if you've ever played 'battle field 1942' online, but my best death in was flying a small war plane over an insland to wards the rear entrance of bunker that had a giant gun for shooting ships with, machine guned in the door way then bailed out as i let the plan fly right into the door way, the explosion killed the gunman, but it also sent one of the wings hurtling straight through me...

it was a good death...
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Posted 08 February 2005 - 08:16 PM

Hehe, I like that one.

Every time I try to dance, God kills kittens. :-/

And I'm an unamerican, I admit it. I can not love Big Brother. I need to get a T-Shirt that reads "Thought Criminal" on the front.

Edit: That sounds really sweet, barend, but the greatest military character in a film is John Yossarian. (Yes, Catch-22 was made into a movie.)

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Posted 08 February 2005 - 09:09 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Feb 8 2005, 08:13 PM)
actually xm, i don't if you've ever played 'battle field 1942'


I am not much of a gamer. I occasionally play Medal of Honor but I can only handle a few minutes of getting sniped every 10 seconds. Gotta love the hacks and cheats.
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Posted 08 February 2005 - 10:24 PM

for shame....


Medal of honor rocks... I didn't know there were cheats...
that bridge one is nasty peice of work...
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Posted 08 February 2005 - 11:02 PM

I don't like Hannibal. I think he's a loud mouth that twists words around and then goes off on a bitch fest about how people kill jews and hate allah.

Hannibal made me mad. I didn't mean to get so mad at JM, he's insulted me before, but his insults are not really insulting. I don't think he means any harm. I was just worked up over Hannibal.

Thanks for the policing, Civillian. And I'm being sincere.

As for the whole Iraq war justification thing. XM, as much as I want to find a good reason to invading, I'm not going to fish at the bottom of the barrel to find one. We don't start wars to help people. The US, like every other country, takes care of number 1. We don't give a shit about Iraqi people. We give a shit about ourselves. And that's really not a bad thing. It's human nature, you take care of your own.

I still feel we invaded Iraq so that we could plant a major military base in the middle east so that we can keep tabs on Russia and China. If we wanted to battle terrorism or any of that crap, we'd invade ANY OTHER middle eastern country other than Iraq. Iraq is small and weak. It was an easy war. This whole democracy thing is just sugar coating. Of course, this is just me speculating.
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Posted 08 February 2005 - 11:15 PM

Always looking out for number one is a bad thing in my point of view. I would think the farces that pass for logic and reason in humans would have gotten rid of that nasty aspect of nature. We're social animals designed to show compassion toward one another. We don't need to climb on top of one another to reach an apple in a tree because we can either build a ladder or ask someone to help us get it. And then we don't need to tear one another apart for said apple because we can share it.

Haha, I'm such a fucking dreamer. <sarcasm>I should listen to some Prussian Blue. That would cheer me up.</sarcasm> We should just regress to tearing each other's throats out with our teeth. That would be a more efficient and non-guiling way of doing things.
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Posted 08 February 2005 - 11:19 PM

It makes sense though. Why would we care what happens in any other country, if the outcome has nothing to do with us. It goes on all the time. We don't have the money/means to protect the world. And we shouldn't have too.

It's greedy, but it sounds the most realistic to me. And we don't show that much compassion to one another. We do to our family and friends, because they are part of our lives. I've never given money to a bum, or donated money to the Tsunami relief. And I probably never will. However, If my sister need money fast, I'd give it to her without thinking twice. Or if a friend was in need, I'd be there.

I onced stood up for an asian chick on the sky train, some crazy lady was calling her a skank and telling her she was not allowed to speak in the white mans tongue. I stood up for her because nobody else did and my heart went out to her. I also have compassion for fat women. I don't know why, but I do. If any one made fun of a fat girl, I'd probably knock them out. I'm a weird guy.

But usually I take care of my own (in my own pathetic way). I think countries run on the same logic, only they never feel sympathy for fat women. They want money and power and all that jazz.

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 05:47 AM

[quote=Jordan,Feb 8 2005, 11:02 PM]
"I don't like Hannibal. I think he's a loud mouth that twists words around and then goes off on a bitch fest about how people kill jews and hate allah."

Shhhhhhhh! It is posts like these that give Hannibal a major league hard-on! He is funny. Not haha funny, but the kind of funny oft equated with seeing a big biker carrying a teacup poodle.



"As for the whole Iraq war justification thing. XM, as much as I want to find a good reason to invading, I'm not going to fish at the bottom of the barrel to find one. We don't start wars to help people. The US, like every other country, takes care of number 1. We don't give a shit about Iraqi people. We give a shit about ourselves. And that's really not a bad thing. It's human nature, you take care of your own."

Fair enough. I can respect that.

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 11:55 AM


"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities."
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Posted 10 February 2005 - 12:32 PM

Technically, Bush wasn't legitimately elected the first time, so "re-election" is a misnomer. But It makes me chuckle anyway.
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