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Man peed way out of avalanche Sunday, January 30, 2005

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Posted 30 January 2005 - 09:51 AM

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A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

http://www.ananova.c...sm_1261997.html


Did he think that pouring the beer on the snow would have been a waste or did he need the extra heating power provided by human urine?

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Posted 30 January 2005 - 10:15 AM

Yeah, methinks the heat must help somewhat with the melting. Plus, peeing it out gives you the benefit of aiming...
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Posted 30 January 2005 - 11:33 AM

not to mention the presurized stream helps eat right through snow.
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Posted 30 January 2005 - 05:31 PM

well, men are equiped with an amazing ability... to aim urine with deadly accuracy...

it had to pay off eventually...


that yellow tunnel would have been horrible to crawl through...
you'd want to be pretty drunk before undertaking tha-

oh, i see...
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Posted 31 January 2005 - 02:08 PM

Actually I think he went up... so no crawling..
He scooped the snow to the bottom and packed it down.. then.. um.. melted it.. then scooped more snow down, etc...

Even so.. eww.
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 01:05 PM

That's a great story. 60 500 mL's! I would die in the process.
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 01:51 PM

C'mon, that's only 30L of beer. Not a problem!
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Posted 04 February 2005 - 10:49 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Feb 2 2005, 01:51 PM)
C'mon, that's only 30L of beer. Not a problem!



I like beer. But I can never recall driving around with 60 bottles of beer in my car before.
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Posted 05 February 2005 - 03:40 PM

Methinks we've got at least 40 cans of lager just a floor or two below me...
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