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My sister sent me these witty and well written essays. You can erase the student's name and use them for your own in any number of classes. However I will not be held responsible for your grades in said classes.
Thoughts on lightening
Information about El Nino
An informed view of Walt Whitman
Please note that these are actually not written by Laura, despite their similarity to her Notes about Amber
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High School essays, free to use Plagiarism is super!
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 12:27 AM
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 02:38 AM
I've always had a feeling that those were just something that someone whipped up as a joke, and now the world thinks that they're real. I mean, that handwriting is pretty sloppy for a teacher.
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 08:21 AM
What? Teacher's handwriting is worse the doctors. Always!
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JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 10:47 AM
Yeah, there's no grades on them either. But we can dream that they were actually submitted somewhere, damn it! And they are funny.
Edit: I've seen some teachers with really sloppy handwriting. You shouldn't be saying "All teachers have neat handwriting." Tsk tsk tsk...
Edit: I've seen some teachers with really sloppy handwriting. You shouldn't be saying "All teachers have neat handwriting." Tsk tsk tsk...
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 11:15 AM
Whoever wrote those should contribute to World History Archive.
Also, have you seen this paper on Oedipus?
Also, have you seen this paper on Oedipus?
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 11:40 AM
I have now! That's great. I wish I had such distaste for an English class/teacher that I would deliberately take a fall to do something like that.
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 03:39 PM
All right, I'm sure everyne has already read this:
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 04:17 PM
That site has tons of great stuff Civillian. Go read the movies archives for a great laugh. Also, he music reviews are hilarious!
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Posted 19 January 2005 - 05:33 PM
Oh, you must mean Doug Benson's "I Love Movies" columns!
Yeah, Bob and David rock, and so do a lot of their friends.
Yeah, Bob and David rock, and so do a lot of their friends.
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 08:14 AM
QUOTE (Laura @ Jan 19 2005, 04:15 PM)
Also, have you seen this paper on Oedipus?
LMAO I did't see that at first but its pure genius. If I had marked that I would give him an A for the sheer funniest of it.
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 10:49 AM
At my school, 61% would be an F :-(
Possibly the teacher was too baffled to give it a failing grade, as indicated by the number of large question marks populating the paper.
Possibly the teacher was too baffled to give it a failing grade, as indicated by the number of large question marks populating the paper.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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