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Posted 07 September 2005 - 04:06 PM

QUOTE (Dorothy @ Sep 7 2005, 05:03 PM)
And that's not how you get an elephant into a pair of pantyhose...



Then how? HOW?
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 04:08 PM

take the F out of WAY.

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Posted 07 September 2005 - 04:11 PM

Know, it's a little known Isaac Asimov book

How many laws of robotics were there?
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 09:01 PM

3, I guess.

Does Bender obey the laws of robotics?
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 09:29 PM

Bender obeys the laws of no one.

You didn't actually think that barend bender could be contained by laws, did you?
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 11:08 PM

Nope. And I called Bender Barend the last time I was talking about Futurama.

Does anybody else do that?
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 11:14 PM

Me too.

Why is the Simpsons still airing on Fox?
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 11:59 PM

Because Fox would die without it. Alone. In the rain.

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Posted 08 September 2005 - 12:29 AM

Yeah. Then I'd hit them with my real weapon I got by trading in-game cash to a desperate newbie.

How many people have purchased A Dinner of Leeks?
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 08:22 AM

My guess is somewhere between one and one million.

QUOTE (Dorothy @ Sep 7 2005, 05:08 PM)
take the F out of WAY.


I love that joke and have been using it for almost a year. Gets a laugh everytime.

How many different kinds of Mountain Dew are there?
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 09:27 AM

None. Because the first rule of chefelf.com is that you don't talk about mountain dew.

Can anyone guess what the second rule is?

EDIT: (Hint: It in no way overides rule 1)

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Posted 08 September 2005 - 09:45 AM

Isn't it to obey humans, unless in doing so it causes harm to come to humans, or something like that...

Why do bird suddenly appear?
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 11:45 AM

Rumour has it that they're something to do with your appearence, but of course, I'm always open to a second opinion.

What's the second opinion then, doctor?
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 11:52 AM

That insanity is the wave of the future time.

What's the third opinion, nurse?
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Posted 08 September 2005 - 12:19 PM

We need 50ccs of hexaphenodextrine, stat! And Henry, I've been sleeping with your wife... Hey, don't take your dispair out on the patient! He could sue!

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