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Childs toy, trampoline, and a busted cable transmitter (assuming all you want to do is kill off brocolli)
Why do early mornings hurt soo much?
Q & A Session A game for the bored.
#1831
Laughlyn 
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 04:28 AM
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
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#1832
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 08:32 AM
Because the average human was not created to rise from sleep any earlier than noon, and doing so puts an unnecessary strain on our minds and bodies.
(I fall asleep around 3:00 AM, and wake up at 7:42 AM...On a SATURDAY...That's just not right...)
Have you ever had a shot glass full of sugar?
(I fall asleep around 3:00 AM, and wake up at 7:42 AM...On a SATURDAY...That's just not right...)
Have you ever had a shot glass full of sugar?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#1833
Chyld
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 10:00 AM
I've all but snorted shotglasses full of saltwater...
(Jane, that's what we call "Massive Drinking Irony" - you get a hangover, want to sleep it off, but you wake up at 6am, unable to move and dying of thirst. Although it seems only the wake-up works for you, so never mind)
So who stole that lesbien porn then?
(Jane, that's what we call "Massive Drinking Irony" - you get a hangover, want to sleep it off, but you wake up at 6am, unable to move and dying of thirst. Although it seems only the wake-up works for you, so never mind)
So who stole that lesbien porn then?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#1834
Laughlyn
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 11:26 AM
What lesbien porn?Is it just me or does all videogames journalism suck these days?
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
#1835
Slade
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 11:32 AM
All everything journalism sucks.
But what about hippopotamuses?
But what about hippopotamuses?
This space for rent. Inquire within.
#1836
BiggSpiffy
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 03:16 PM
hippo's are just an excuse for large animals that GOD cant create
what question should i ask next?
what question should i ask next?
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#1837
Reader
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 07:27 PM
Your next question should be "Who volunteers to kill me?"
I'm not that mean, am i?
I'm not that mean, am i?
"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry
#1838
Laughlyn
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 08:04 PM
I really know you well enough to say either way, but I certainly have my suspicions that you are.
Where the hell is everybody?
Where the hell is everybody?
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
#1839
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 08:08 PM
I'm right here, if that helps any.
Did I eat too much tonight?
Did I eat too much tonight?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#1840
Slade
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 08:14 PM
No, just enough.
Why am I the only one with no life on the weekend?
Why am I the only one with no life on the weekend?
This space for rent. Inquire within.
#1841
Laughlyn
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 08:42 PM
You're not, the rest of us just log off chefelf on a saturday night to make it look like we have a life.
Does it really matter?
Does it really matter?
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
#1842
BiggSpiffy
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 09:56 PM
... *sigh* nothing matters when you're...high.........................
calculator, pen and paper, or mental math?
calculator, pen and paper, or mental math?
#1843
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 10:05 PM
If I can't work it out in my head, it's not worth my time.
If I killed my mother for showing embarrassing home movies, would that be considered justifiable homicide?
If I killed my mother for showing embarrassing home movies, would that be considered justifiable homicide?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#1844
Voodoo Dog
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 10:20 PM
Nope. You would only get off if you had PMS.
Could god create a rock so heavy that he couldn't lift it?
Could god create a rock so heavy that he couldn't lift it?
#1845
Reader
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Posted 15 May 2005 - 12:49 AM
Well, he could create a universe so vast that even he could not tend to every insignificant factor....
...
... it's a stupid question! Just stop reading the bible and move the fuck on! Gawd! You're wasting your time contemplating such hypothetical nonsense.
Capeesh?
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... it's a stupid question! Just stop reading the bible and move the fuck on! Gawd! You're wasting your time contemplating such hypothetical nonsense.
Capeesh?
"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry