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I'd normally say "yes" to that, but over the past few years I just haven't been able to hold with sterotypical tourrettes jokes. Instead, I just get the uncontrollable urge to start singing very dirty songs, that don't have cussing per se, but can still be considered highly offensive.
Why won't you die?
(You call that a Psyche Out, Slade? I have four words for you: Marlon Brando's ass fat.)
Q & A Session A game for the bored.
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Jane Sherwood 
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Posted 23 March 2005 - 12:26 AM
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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#947
Chyld
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Posted 23 March 2005 - 03:59 AM
You can't kill me, I'm living inside you... no, hang on, that's Arch Enemy/Slipknot lyrics again. I reckon its either fat or sexiness then.
What does canned air taste like? Anything like squirt cream?
What does canned air taste like? Anything like squirt cream?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#948
looktothesky
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Posted 23 March 2005 - 11:59 AM
No, it doesn't taste like anything. But it smells AWFUL.
What's the best remedy for the common cold??
What's the best remedy for the common cold??
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
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Kirby
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Posted 23 March 2005 - 12:41 PM
Put some water in a pot and bring it to boil. Breath in the steam through the nose to get the nasel congestion out of the way. Buy a bag of jolly ranchers for the sore throat and maybe for the coughing.
Not a cure per-say but it will make your suffing less painfull.
Anyone else got any family remedies?
Not a cure per-say but it will make your suffing less painfull.
Anyone else got any family remedies?
The Power of Christ Impales You!
- Tagline for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
- Tagline for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
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Slade
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Posted 23 March 2005 - 01:02 PM
I do, but your family needs to have three tongues in order for any of them to work.
How much Orange Slice must a man drink?
How much Orange Slice must a man drink?
This space for rent. Inquire within.
#951
Chyld
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Posted 23 March 2005 - 01:19 PM
Depends how well the orange slices have been juiced, but you only need one glass at a time.
If I upgrade a Techmarine to have a full servo harness, is it cost effective to give him any additional equipment?
If I upgrade a Techmarine to have a full servo harness, is it cost effective to give him any additional equipment?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#952
raamthodol
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Posted 23 March 2005 - 06:13 PM
QUOTE (Chyld @ Mar 23 2005, 01:19 PM)
If I upgrade a Techmarine to have a full servo harness, is it cost effective to give him any additional equipment?
Only if the servo-couplings on the harness have been benchmarked to mil-spec quality, and the left and right anti-gravity generators are quad-speed oriented to the brainpan backfiring position.
On the Highway of Life, if a right turn leads to Heaven, a left turn to Hell, where does a U-turn take you? (The answer cannot be "Newark")
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 23 March 2005 - 06:16 PM
Reincarnation.
Why is there suddenly a hole in the back of my tooth?!
Why is there suddenly a hole in the back of my tooth?!
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#954
Madam Corvax
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Posted 24 March 2005 - 02:40 AM
You've been eating too much candy, you naughty girl. (we humans definitely need that second set of teeth)
Waht would happed to the world if all of sudden all computers stop working?
Waht would happed to the world if all of sudden all computers stop working?
#955
Chyld
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Posted 24 March 2005 - 04:36 AM
I wouldn't be able to update my website, for a start.
What could be the benefits of implanting a modem into my cat?
What could be the benefits of implanting a modem into my cat?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#956
SimeSublime
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Posted 24 March 2005 - 11:45 AM
None.
Why do people think it's a good idea to start work at 8am?
Why do people think it's a good idea to start work at 8am?
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#957
Kirby
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Posted 24 March 2005 - 12:33 PM
They are masocist, they enjoy the pain of waking up so damned early.
I just got done being addicted to Pokemon, what other form of crack do you think would be nice to be a slave for now?
I just got done being addicted to Pokemon, what other form of crack do you think would be nice to be a slave for now?
The Power of Christ Impales You!
- Tagline for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
- Tagline for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
#958
looktothesky
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Posted 24 March 2005 - 03:22 PM
The Sims. Or some kind of puzzle game. Or... maybe a short game with good replayability...lol I don't know.
How much money is in my bank account?
How much money is in my bank account?
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
#959
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 24 March 2005 - 05:49 PM
It should be empty now...for some reason I have nothing to do with... 
What's the fastest, most effective way to gain the power of flight?
What's the fastest, most effective way to gain the power of flight?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Chyld
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Posted 24 March 2005 - 06:10 PM
Buy an aeroplane.
A triangle has angles of 100, 61 and...?
A triangle has angles of 100, 61 and...?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish