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Yeah, the Shark's a really good photographer. I keep telling him he should work for National Geographic, but he never listens to me. He's too worried about impressing that girl at the flower shop, even though everybody knows she's allergic to fish. Poor guy.
Why isn't my computer working? I swapped out the RAM, the HD, and even the video card, and it still won't work.
Q & A Session A game for the bored.
#796
rock_dash 
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 02:45 PM
I finally got a sig!
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Oh God, I had no idea! How can they keep it going? You mean, Return of the Children of the Corn etc? Children of the Corn 2? Children of the Corn and the Prisoner of Azkaban? I Know What You Did With The Children Of the Corn???? Yes, it's horrible!!!!
-Some guy on IMDB.com just finding out that there was more than one Children of the Corn movie
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#797
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 05:49 PM
Chyld: It could have something to do with all that pot you smoked...
Rock: Maybe it just doesn't like you.
Have you ever had to leave your milk out for three hours to defrost because your minifridge froze it solid?
Rock: Maybe it just doesn't like you.
Have you ever had to leave your milk out for three hours to defrost because your minifridge froze it solid?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#798
Chyld
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 06:07 PM
Well, usually, before I get to use my milk, its gone mouldy. Not because of the fridge, but simply because I forget its there...
Hawaiian, or Donner Meat?
(as pizza topping,s obviously)
Hawaiian, or Donner Meat?
(as pizza topping,s obviously)
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 06:13 PM
Assuming Hawaiian would be pineapple and Donner Meat is...some kind of meat, then Donner Meat.
Finding all your Sunny Delight has frozen over the weekend - how cool is that?
(Frozen orangey snack time!)
Finding all your Sunny Delight has frozen over the weekend - how cool is that?
(Frozen orangey snack time!)
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 06 March 2005 - 06:14 PM
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Chyld
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 06:15 PM
On a scale of 1-10, 1 being "Not Cool" and 10 being "Perfectly Cool", I'd have to say...
Hang on - was that just a set-up for a bad pun?
Hang on - was that just a set-up for a bad pun?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#801
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 06:36 PM
No, I really want to know how cool it is for other people, because for me, it's very cool. And tasty, too!
Ever thrown frozen turkeys off the top of a ferris wheel? Fun, isn't it?
Ever thrown frozen turkeys off the top of a ferris wheel? Fun, isn't it?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Emu
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 06:51 PM
Yes, and yes. Especially if the turkey was frozen in liquid nitrogen, since then you get frozen turkey shards.
Ever faced a posessed rabid chipmunk?
Ever faced a posessed rabid chipmunk?
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
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Chyld
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 06:52 PM
The lawsuits haven't cleared yet, so I can't possibly comment.
How many badgers can you fit in a toaster?
How many badgers can you fit in a toaster?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#804
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 08:38 PM
One, but only if you slice it up really tiny. Maybe one more if there's enough slots.
Am I the only one nauseated by eating old mushy bananas? (The damn peel was brown...I should have just thrown it out...)
Am I the only one nauseated by eating old mushy bananas? (The damn peel was brown...I should have just thrown it out...)
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Chyld
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 09:04 PM
I just dont do bananas, full stop. They're too mushy and... I don't even know what.
How fussy an eater can you really be on £20 (c$40) a week food budget?
How fussy an eater can you really be on £20 (c$40) a week food budget?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#806
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 09:12 PM
If you really like sunflower seeds and don't mind going hungry a bit, you can go the whole week and not even spend half of that!
Should we build a snowman?
Should we build a snowman?
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 06 March 2005 - 09:13 PM
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Chyld
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 09:21 PM
You provide the snow...
Seriously, we've managed nearly 50 posts each today, can you please just let me go to bed?
Seriously, we've managed nearly 50 posts each today, can you please just let me go to bed?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 09:23 PM
Never.
When will you admit defeat? When?!
When will you admit defeat? When?!
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Chyld
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 09:25 PM
Over my own dead body...
Where's the porn, ma? Where's the porn gone?
Where's the porn, ma? Where's the porn gone?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#810
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 09:42 PM
She found those magazines under your bed and threw them all out.
"Over your dead dead body", eh? Are you tempting me?
"Over your dead dead body", eh? Are you tempting me?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994