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Fo sure, me nigga.
How many unironed T-shirts is it possible for a wardrobe roof to support?
Q & A Session A game for the bored.
#391
Chyld 
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 10:31 PM
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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#392
Madam Corvax
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Posted 03 February 2005 - 02:05 AM
Approximately the same number as the number of times you didn't feel like ironing.
Is there any way to cure chocaholic?
Is there any way to cure chocaholic?
#393
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Posted 03 February 2005 - 03:20 AM
Start smoking.
Fo shizzle?
Fo shizzle?
"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry
#394
Chyld
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Posted 03 February 2005 - 03:46 AM
No, fo real.
Why do zombies aways have a bloodthirsty lust for HUMAN FLESH?
Why do zombies aways have a bloodthirsty lust for HUMAN FLESH?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#395
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Posted 03 February 2005 - 05:04 AM
They think they can replace lost skin by ingesting other peoples skin. That's zombie logic for ya.
What are you: geek, nerd, or dork?
What are you: geek, nerd, or dork?
"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry
#396
revoltoncube
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Posted 03 February 2005 - 06:17 AM
dork of the -us variety.
is it a good idea for me to be going to a party with my ex-g/f tonight when i'm still madly in love with her?
is it a good idea for me to be going to a party with my ex-g/f tonight when i'm still madly in love with her?
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Chyld
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Posted 03 February 2005 - 08:00 AM
Hmm, leave little room for hilarious answers, why not?
Speaking from personal experience, its, never a good idea to stay in love with ex-girlfriends. Go if you will, but tread carefully with who you pull when blind drunk.
On a more hilarious note, how many monkeys can you stick in a Mini Cooper?
Speaking from personal experience, its, never a good idea to stay in love with ex-girlfriends. Go if you will, but tread carefully with who you pull when blind drunk.
On a more hilarious note, how many monkeys can you stick in a Mini Cooper?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#398
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 03 February 2005 - 08:11 AM
Seventeen. After that, why would you want to stick any more in? I mean, you've got seventeen monkeys befouling your car!
To be, or not to be?
To be, or not to be?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Chyld
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Posted 03 February 2005 - 08:15 AM
That is the question! Whether 'tis nobler in mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them...
(when you spend time with as many hardcore thespos as I do...)
How long do you have to leave a Pot Noodle, before it becomes self-aware?
(when you spend time with as many hardcore thespos as I do...)
How long do you have to leave a Pot Noodle, before it becomes self-aware?
This post has been edited by Chyld: 03 February 2005 - 08:17 AM
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Madam Corvax
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Posted 03 February 2005 - 08:15 AM
Maybe this isn't very funny (or very grammatical, either), but it largely depends on who to be, exactly.
So, who whould you like to be?
Edit: the pun was inintentional, just typo
And ooops Chyld got there just before me. So ignore my question
So, who whould you like to be?
Edit: the pun was inintentional, just typo
And ooops Chyld got there just before me. So ignore my question
This post has been edited by Madam Corvax: 03 February 2005 - 08:16 AM
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Icey
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Posted 03 February 2005 - 09:23 AM
Approximatly fifteen minutes, then it will possess not only self awareness but deadly logic superiour to our own!
What were Bat Boy's parents said to be, and what name did the woman that took him in grant the poor thing?
What were Bat Boy's parents said to be, and what name did the woman that took him in grant the poor thing?
#402
Slade
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Posted 03 February 2005 - 01:23 PM
Bat Boy's parents were Batman and an interdimensional teleportation device named Frank. The woman that took him in granted him the name Griff, but Bat Boy has a better ring to it in the tabloids.
Is it better to drown your sorrows in Nyquil, the ocean, or a puddle of your own vomit?
Is it better to drown your sorrows in Nyquil, the ocean, or a puddle of your own vomit?
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Madam Corvax
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Posted 03 February 2005 - 01:52 PM
Nyquil. No idea what it is, but sure as hell it must be less terminal than the ocean and less unpleasant that vomit.
lager or bitter?
lager or bitter?
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Posted 03 February 2005 - 04:07 PM
Will you accept bittersweet?
Who's cooler: Janis Joplin or Lydia Lunch?
Who's cooler: Janis Joplin or Lydia Lunch?
"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry
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barend
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Posted 03 February 2005 - 07:17 PM
janis joplin was born on my birthday, but Lydia Lunch leant her piano to have a song written on it by nick cave (the bad seeds) and JG Thirlwell (Foetus*) to writen the song 'wings off flies' on the Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds album 'from her to eternity'
*(AKA scraping foetus off the wheel, you've got foetus on your breath, foetus interuptus, foetus inc., clint ruin)
what was the name of the killer in friday the thirteenth.
*(AKA scraping foetus off the wheel, you've got foetus on your breath, foetus interuptus, foetus inc., clint ruin)
what was the name of the killer in friday the thirteenth.
This post has been edited by barend: 03 February 2005 - 07:17 PM
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