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That the person it came from was in a bad mood when someone asked her to comment on a piece of poetry.
What is a phrase that means both a pipe and a lay church official?
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#7141
Mirithorn 
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Posted 05 August 2007 - 09:51 PM
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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#7142
Bond
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Posted 05 August 2007 - 09:56 PM
Vicar. 
Do angels really get their wings every time a bell rings?
Do angels really get their wings every time a bell rings?
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
--Ian Fleming
#7143
Slade
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Posted 06 August 2007 - 08:18 AM
No; that would be very silly, wouldn't? You could recruit just one group of people to ring bells all day, and soon every unworthy angel would have wings and they'd go around making the world an even worse mess because they were unfit for their positions.
Can I stop going to class now?
Can I stop going to class now?
This space for rent. Inquire within.
#7144
looktothesky
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 04:56 PM
Yes, you may. I will handle the report cards. 
A+'s all around!!
Are Jelly Belly jelly beans THE best jelly beans ever?
A+'s all around!!Are Jelly Belly jelly beans THE best jelly beans ever?
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#7145
Mirithorn
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 05:49 PM
I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to reveal that information. The future of the planet could be at stake... 
How do you know if someone's a ninja?
How do you know if someone's a ninja?
This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 09 August 2007 - 05:50 PM
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#7146
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 06:48 PM
Ask them if there's really a Flying Spaghetti Monster; they will get angry with you and start spouting the decrees of Nin Jhah.
Could people please get off my back before I bloody well snap?
Could people please get off my back before I bloody well snap?
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
--Ian Fleming
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Mirithorn
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 11:16 PM
Do you mind not complaining while I'm trying to hijack a piggyback ride?
What is the procedure for turning left?
What is the procedure for turning left?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#7148
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 11:21 PM
Make two rights on a road in Britain.
Who is the most famous mayor of Providence, and why is he so?
Who is the most famous mayor of Providence, and why is he so?
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
--Ian Fleming
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looktothesky
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 04:31 PM
William Willington. For inventing the rocket-powered, time travelling melon.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP?
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP?
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#7150
Bond
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 06:06 PM
QRSTUVWXYZ.
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
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#7151
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 06:50 PM
My ass.
When did everyone in my university's housing office forget how to read simple application forms and calendars?
When did everyone in my university's housing office forget how to read simple application forms and calendars?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#7152
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 06:53 PM
When somebody turned on the Orb of Confusion. 
Jane, did you get my messages?
Jane, did you get my messages?
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
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#7153
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 06:59 PM
Kind of hard not to have at this point.
Will you stop asking now?
Will you stop asking now?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#7154
Bond
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 07:23 PM
Only if you finally make a response to my last post on the Doctor Who thread.
Have you even looked at it yet?
Have you even looked at it yet?
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
--Ian Fleming
#7155
looktothesky
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 07:38 PM
Jane is busy stabbing people and things. You have to be patient.
Is the 'pinky' toe useful?
Is the 'pinky' toe useful?
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