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Do you really know the Muffin Man?
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 03:19 PM
Not unless a hippie falls out of it.
Do you really know the Muffin Man?
Do you really know the Muffin Man?
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
--Ian Fleming
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#7082
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 03:53 PM
Yes, I know the Muffin Man. He used to live on Drurey Lane until he found his wife cheating on him with the Gingerbread Man, at which point he murdered them both, then baked their corpses, covered them in frosting and sold them to unknowing passersby until the FDA got suspicious about his "Soylent Muffins", and, you know, the local law enforcement agency realized he'd murdered his wife and her lover and did nothing to conceal the incident.
Why was the Scarecrow concerned about obtaining a brain? Wasn't it enough that he was bloody sentient and mobile? Sheesh.
Why was the Scarecrow concerned about obtaining a brain? Wasn't it enough that he was bloody sentient and mobile? Sheesh.
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 04:11 PM
Maybe he thought it would make him a real boy! 
What are the lyrics to Hedwig's Theme?
What are the lyrics to Hedwig's Theme?
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
--Ian Fleming
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 04:22 PM
He excessively digs wigs in graves.
How does that theme sound?
How does that theme sound?
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 04:24 PM
I don't know. I haven't seen the movie.
Does anybody else want their own Katamari, and would you run around screaming out the theme song as they used it like I would?
Does anybody else want their own Katamari, and would you run around screaming out the theme song as they used it like I would?
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 04:29 PM
I have never heard of such a Katamari. Good day to you.
What are the lyrics to the James Bond Theme?
What are the lyrics to the James Bond Theme?
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
--Ian Fleming
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 04:33 PM
I can't remember very well.
Live and let cry
Live and let fry
Live and let die
In what way can a sealed bottle cap be applied to an animal?
Live and let cry
Live and let fry
Live and let die
In what way can a sealed bottle cap be applied to an animal?
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 04:54 PM
Neither can live while the other survives... 
How can you tell a mockingway from a schluberton?
How can you tell a mockingway from a schluberton?
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
--Ian Fleming
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 05:36 AM
A mockingway generally makes a screeching sound when beaten with a paddle, while a schluberton just tries to bite you in the legs..
Should I join a circus?
Should I join a circus?
"When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon."
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 08:29 AM
It depends on how much of a lady and how big a beard you have...
Why must I have an idiotic teacher who says she'll fail me if I don't keep my hair short?! I want long hair, dammit!
Why must I have an idiotic teacher who says she'll fail me if I don't keep my hair short?! I want long hair, dammit!
"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 10:06 AM
That's not your teacher. That's God speaking through your teacher. Better do what God says.
Why are tomatoes so soft?
Why are tomatoes so soft?
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 10:20 AM
Apparently, tomatoes are god's attempt at giving men breasts...
Why do people believe in god?
Why do people believe in god?
"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)
Quoting other forumers in your signature seems to be the latest craze around here...
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 11:06 AM
Because it's easier to blame everything on some intangible father figure.
Did I offend anyone?
Did I offend anyone?
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"When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon."
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 11:08 AM
I don't think so...
And besides, who listens to the Christians anyway?
And besides, who listens to the Christians anyway?
"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)
Quoting other forumers in your signature seems to be the latest craze around here...
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 11:14 AM
Oh, only about 2000 years of the societies which are now generally more advanced culturally, technologically, and economically than the rest of the world believe in Christianity.
Should everyone have long hair, or just me? And why was I told I look like Gary Oldman?
Should everyone have long hair, or just me? And why was I told I look like Gary Oldman?
Tolerance is another word for Apathy