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Q & A Session A game for the bored.

#7066 Egfu

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 02:35 PM

A lot. Hopefully.

If you can't wear a spandex jumpsuit, what can you do?

"When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon."

#7067 Bond

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 03:37 PM

Wear a Teflon jumpsuit, of course.

Who really is afraid of Virginia Woolf?

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#7068 Zatoichi

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 09:53 AM

ohW yllaer si diarfa fo ainigriV ?flooW - tnih - Woolf Virginia of afraid is really Who? - My teddy is not afraid.

If scrambled eggs had the power of mind control, what would that say about chickens?

Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>

#7069 Bond

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 10:49 AM

Crack-crack CLINK.

If Mary had a little lamb, where was Jesus'?

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#7070 Egfu

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 12:41 PM

He was the lamb. Didn't know that? That's what you get for reading the translation.

What's up?

"When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon."

#7071 Bond

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 08:46 PM

The ceiling.

Who runs the Hog's Head inn?

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#7072 Chyld

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 08:47 AM

Boris Hog-Shed. No, really.

I need to eat. I don't need to eat. My nails need trimming. Which should I do?

When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish

#7073 Bond

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 11:30 AM

Go see a psychiatrist; you have multiple personality disorder.

What is the Tale of the Three Brothers?

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#7074 TheOrator

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 11:54 PM

QUOTE (Bond @ Jul 22 2007, 11:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Go see a psychiatrist; you have multiple personality disorder.

What is the Tale of the Three Brothers?

It goes like this:
"There once were some Brothers Three.
They introduced themselves to me.
They said I'm Hank, I'm Bill, I'm Fred.
And then they all fell over, dead."

It was one of Poe's first poems.

Could God make chocolate milk so chocolatey that even He could not drink it?

EDIT: I double posted in the same post. Again.

This post has been edited by TheOrator: 23 July 2007 - 11:54 PM

"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
-John Carpenter's They Live

"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space

nooooo

#7075 Bond

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 12:12 AM

I doubt it, seeing as chocolate was invented by Quetzalcoatl, and not God.

What is a Crumple-Horned Snorkack?

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#7076 Dan_N_GameZ

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 02:05 PM

Something that makes my stomach churn, yet curious.

Did anyone miss me?

"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)

Quoting other forumers in your signature seems to be the latest craze around here...

My Last.FM profile.

#7077 Bond

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 02:21 PM

Chefelf misses you. He misses all his wayward children. For the love of this site, be a child of Chefelf once more.

What is a Blibbering Humdinger?

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#7078 Dan_N_GameZ

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 02:27 PM

No idea.

Will you stop it with these silly words?

#7079 Bond

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 02:47 PM

No. And they're not silly, they're from Harry Potter.

What are the Deathly Hallows?

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#7080 Dan_N_GameZ

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 03:17 PM

I have no idea, because, frankly, and this might get me a lot of hate, but Harry Potter IS silly, and not in a funny way. And it's also for children...

Nevertheless, if a tree falls in the forrest, and no-one is around to see it, does anyone really give a shit whether it made a sound or not?