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Q & A Session A game for the bored.

#7051 Chyld

Ancient Monstrosity

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Posted 17 July 2007 - 08:42 PM

Being sent to a high school.

How long does it take a mouldy bottle of Bud to gain sentiance?

When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish

#7052 Bond

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Posted 17 July 2007 - 10:47 PM

About three quarters of an hour after you've chucked it into a nuclear reactor.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#7053 Cyzyk

Level Boss

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 12:55 PM

Not quite as fast as my projectile vomit, which I used to hunt unladen swallows quite often.

Is even half of a Monty Python skit ever funny?

Tolerance is another word for Apathy

#7054 Sailor Abbey

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 01:23 PM

Both halves are hilarious, thank you.

Should I go watch Harry Potter OTP tonight?

The Seppala Siberian Sled Dog

#7055 Slade

Full of Bombs and/or Keys

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 01:52 PM

Nah, either go this afternoon or wait until tomorrow evening.

How much money is Rowling making off of that series, anyway?

This space for rent. Inquire within.

#7056 Spoon Poetic

Pimpin'

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 02:28 PM

Almost as much as Gates made off of Microsoft. No kidding.

Am I the only one that wants everyone to die but Snape and Voldemort? (They're sadly the coolest characters in the whole bunch...)

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.

#7057 Bond

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 02:31 PM

Probably.

Why was Aberforth Dumbledore fined?

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#7058 Dorothy

We supply it, we demand you eat it.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 06:21 PM

For drinking from his hip-flask during rushour.

So that's two bloods and a blood-light?

"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"

#7059 Bond

Agent 007

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 06:25 PM

Yup. O-positive, each.

D'ye ken John Peel?

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#7060 Sailor Abbey

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 05:48 AM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Jul 18 2007, 03:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Am I the only one that wants everyone to die but Snape and Voldemort? (They're sadly the coolest characters in the whole bunch...)

I feel the same way.

QUOTE (Bond @ Jul 18 2007, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

D'ye ken John Peel?

Sure.

Why not?

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#7061 Bond

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 11:54 AM

If you do, the Bogeyman will get you.

How do aeroplanes stay up?

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#7062 Sailor Abbey

Queen of the Harpies

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 01:02 PM

Bernoulli’s principle.

What is the square root of Turquoise?

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#7063 Jane Sherwood

Hello Master

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 01:08 PM

Aquamarine.

Mad, coma, or time traveling?

(Guess what I've been watching!)

Check out my crappy drawings!

Chyld is an ignorant slut.

QUOTE

"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994

#7064 Sailor Abbey

Queen of the Harpies

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Country:United States