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Is that a class where you just sit around drinking coffee? If so, yeah!
(I do know what Java is, but I'm having trouble coming up with a funny answer.)
What's that weird noise I keep hearing in my bathroom?
Q & A Session A game for the bored.
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#6977
Emu 
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 09:56 AM
the whale sounds, or the inane giggling?
how does one get someone to go away when said someone appears to have no sense whatsoever of ordinary social cues, such as, "I really need to go do that massive pile of homework now...." ?
how does one get someone to go away when said someone appears to have no sense whatsoever of ordinary social cues, such as, "I really need to go do that massive pile of homework now...." ?
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
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#6978
Egfu
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 10:40 AM
If there's something I've learned from all my years as a video gamer, it's that violence solves everything.
Research shows that over 25% of all my posts on these forums are in this thread. Is that sad or what?
Research shows that over 25% of all my posts on these forums are in this thread. Is that sad or what?
"When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon."
#6979
Spoon Poetic
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 10:58 AM
I'd say not, since 61% of my posts are in here, and probably 38% in the Debate Club. 
Why do I sneeze when I eat chocolate?
Why do I sneeze when I eat chocolate?
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
#6980
Gobbler
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 11:04 AM
You're either mildly allergic or have some very sensitive taste buds. Probably the former though.
Urmm... uhhh... yah... so... are religion and peace really mutually exclusive terms?
Urmm... uhhh... yah... so... are religion and peace really mutually exclusive terms?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
#6981
Egfu
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 11:28 AM
QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Apr 27 2007, 06:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd say not, since 61% of my posts are in here, and probably 38% in the Debate Club.
I said "in this thread". As in, in Q & A Session. But anyway...
No, but humans and peace are.
Will you marry me?
"When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon."
#6982
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 12:49 PM
Show me a ring and then we'll talk.
What's a good name for a stuffed squirrel who guards your computer? (Right now his title is simply "Computer Squirrel" or "CS". Bask in my originality.)
What's a good name for a stuffed squirrel who guards your computer? (Right now his title is simply "Computer Squirrel" or "CS". Bask in my originality.)
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6983
Gobbler
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 01:07 PM
Ehh... sorry, I can only think of "Rittsu-chan" there. 
Yes, her parents were a bit cruel.
Well, how 'bout it now?
Yes, her parents were a bit cruel.Well, how 'bout it now?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
#6984
Deepsycher
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 01:52 PM
I might catch egg flu.
What is a dango?
What is a dango?
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 27 April 2007 - 01:55 PM
#6985
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 04:50 PM
Sort of a half-hearted version of the fandango. One without intimidating displays of thunderbolts and lightning or Galileo's consensual participation.
(Gobbler: Ooooooh...shiny.)
Won't you do the fandango?
(Gobbler: Ooooooh...shiny.)
Won't you do the fandango?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6986
Chyld
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 06:13 PM
Like a dingo, only with more dayyyyyyyyyyyang!!
Anything funkier den dat?
Anything funkier den dat?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#6987
Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 08:05 PM
Nuttin' funkier dan dat.
What DOES your jawline say about your sensuality?
What DOES your jawline say about your sensuality?
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
PM me, we'll talk.
#6988
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 08:31 PM
I believe it's been said somewhere that - at least from the female perspective on some base level - the stronger, manlier jaw is more attractive for purposes of breeding, and the prettier jaw is sought for long-term relationships. (Larger, stronger, more aggressive - stronger offspring; smaller, more delicate - sensitive and nurturing. Can't remember where I read this, though.)
...Does that fall under the lines of "sensuality"?
...Does that fall under the lines of "sensuality"?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6989
Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 08:33 PM
I dunno, ask the banner ad that I saw.
If you were an Oscar Meyer weiner, would everyone REALLY be in love with you or would they just be pretending?
If you were an Oscar Meyer weiner, would everyone REALLY be in love with you or would they just be pretending?
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
PM me, we'll talk.
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Spoon Poetic
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 09:51 PM
I have more fun making hot dogs explode in the microwave than eating them, but really, I find both fates to be disturbing enough to wonder why anyone would want to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner, even if the world was in love with them.
Does anyone still even eat hot dogs, knowing what they resemble and what they're made of?
Does anyone still even eat hot dogs, knowing what they resemble and what they're made of?
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.