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Posted 05 April 2007 - 08:00 AM

I think the Sun is too busy conspiring with Mercury to be concerned with that kind of stuff. Think about it, those two are always so close, as if they're whispering to each other... They can't be up to anything good.

But what could they be planning?
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Posted 05 April 2007 - 09:49 AM

They're plotting to create Nair!


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Posted 05 April 2007 - 12:44 PM

Probably not. Tell her "Saluton!" for me.

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Posted 05 April 2007 - 01:47 PM

Because you're cursed.

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Posted 05 April 2007 - 05:12 PM

Idunno.

Why, when I have a cold, does one side of my face ooze snot and tears constantly and the other side stay completely normal?

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"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 05 April 2007 - 05:30 PM

So you can still function at half-capacity at least.

Would you prefer to be completely teary and snot-oozing?
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Posted 05 April 2007 - 05:54 PM

No. I prefer to be kind of able to breathe. Gosh darn it, I never used to get sick.

Why now, just when I'm starting to get no sleep and be under a lot of stress?
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Posted 05 April 2007 - 06:36 PM

Because then it'd all just be too easy, wouldn't it?

How long has the sun been rising in the east for then?
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Posted 05 April 2007 - 07:40 PM

Because you're starting to get no sleep and are under a lot of stress.

Why was Rasputin so CRAAAAAZY?
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Posted 06 April 2007 - 07:45 AM

Because of the Ogdru Jahad.

How can babies scream so loud for an hour non-stop with their tiny lungs?
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Posted 06 April 2007 - 08:59 AM

They can breathe in and scream at the same time

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Posted 10 April 2007 - 10:13 PM

Because he smells nice.

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Posted 11 April 2007 - 12:07 AM

Kinder. Bah, those toys all suck!

Can I have all your money?
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 11:07 AM

Ok!

Did he fall for it?
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 11:54 AM

No!

Will you fall for me?
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