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#6871 User is offline   looktothesky Icon

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Posted 03 April 2007 - 02:21 PM

Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not.

Favourite quotation?
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Posted 03 April 2007 - 07:01 PM

My favourite quote is from the Bible.
The perfect pickupline:
"Your teeth are like sheep, freshly washed and newly shorn. And not one of them is missing."
Song of Solomon 4:2


Won't anyone ever try to pick me up with that line?
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Posted 03 April 2007 - 08:37 PM

*sigh* hey spoony Your teeth are like sheep, freshly washed and newly shorn. And not one of them is missing."

although i prefer the one about "you're breasts are like ripe melons" or something.... smooth.

why can't we use that shit anymore? huh? (i mean wihtout getting slapped)
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Posted 04 April 2007 - 05:53 AM

Contrary to popular belief, those pick up lines were never used. Those guys who wrote the Bible had just been eating too many mushrooms.

Is the Bible Mafia now after me for saying that?
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Posted 04 April 2007 - 11:47 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 3 2007, 09:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*sigh* hey spoony Your teeth are like sheep, freshly washed and newly shorn. And not one of them is missing."

although i prefer the one about "you're breasts are like ripe melons" or something.... smooth.

why can't we use that shit anymore? huh? (i mean wihtout getting slapped)


Because we live in a slightly less patriarchal society where women are treated more like human beings than property. And they like to make it difficult for us.
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Posted 04 April 2007 - 02:34 PM

*GASP!* Did Slade forget this was the Q & A thread???!??!?!!?
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#6877 User is offline   Mirithorn Icon

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Posted 04 April 2007 - 07:43 PM

Either he forgot, or he deliberately defied the title. We'll never know. Unless says what the answer is himself, in which case we will.

Cxu mia instruisto portas sekajn shuojn?

This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 04 April 2007 - 07:43 PM

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 04 April 2007 - 08:53 PM

You know I don't speak foreignese.

What did you say?
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Posted 04 April 2007 - 08:58 PM

I SAID, "LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!'"

Can you hear me now?

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 04 April 2007 - 08:59 PM

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Posted 04 April 2007 - 09:34 PM

No

Is that good?
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Posted 04 April 2007 - 10:38 PM

No, it's NOT good! The translation she gave you was WRONG! She was just trying to hide the secrets of the Esperantistaj from you.

Aren't you sorry you don't understand it now?

This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 04 April 2007 - 10:39 PM

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 05 April 2007 - 01:07 AM

(*completely clueless*)

Oh...oh, yes, absolutely.

Ow ow ow! Owwwww! Is Nair supposed to burn like this?! sad.gif
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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Posted 05 April 2007 - 01:33 AM

Also you have to get it off your flesh within ten minutes and don't use it on your naughty bits unless you plan to write about it later.

Don't you recall my article about it?

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Posted 05 April 2007 - 03:56 AM

Yeah, but I wasn't applying it anywhere near what lay beneath my underwear. It was Nair for the face. I put it on my face. And oh how it continues to burn like the sun! And the sun and I aren't on speaking terms!

Could the sun and Nair be working together in an evil plot to scorch the pale, delicate flesh of the innocent (or hairy and melanin-deprived, in some cases)?
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Posted 05 April 2007 - 06:53 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 3 2007, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
although i prefer the one about "you're breasts are like ripe melons" or something.... smooth.

why can't we use that shit anymore? huh? (i mean wihtout getting slapped)


you can, just gotta find the right woman who likes to hear it. someone kinky i would presume.
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