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Posted 05 March 2007 - 05:50 AM

Well, either Grandma's the corpse, or Grandma's murdered someone. And the second one would be awesome, not bad.

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 06:33 AM

Because if I did that to my cat it would be illegal in forty seven states excepting Arkansas, Alabama and West Virginia.

Should I buy some scotch if I already have a bottle of whiskey?

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 10:15 AM

I'd say no, because real men drink rum, but the fact you already have a bottle of whiskey means you aren't a real man. So I'm not sure.


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Posted 05 March 2007 - 10:26 AM

Hairlines.


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Posted 05 March 2007 - 10:53 AM

It's in a better place now.

Why is raping people illegal, but raping songs isn't?

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 11:01 AM

It's alright like that, otherwise the music industry would have a real reason for demanding any money from me for a change.

I won't pay~, I won't pay~~ah, no way~ay~ay~ayy, nah, now why don't you get a job~?

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 11:21 AM

Because the Government already gives me money to drink and skip lectures.

Are babies real people, or just small poop machines?
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Posted 05 March 2007 - 01:17 PM

Babies are very special because they can grow up to be whatever they like, and many do indeed grow up to be small poop machines. That's almost like an answer.

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 03:56 PM

To the debate club!

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So why did VHS beat BetaMax is BetaMax had a better format?
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Posted 05 March 2007 - 04:25 PM

Because I didn't hear of BetaMax before you mentioned it. That's what us businessmen call sloppy advertisement.

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 05:17 PM

It got burned.

Didn't you actually watch the movie?
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Posted 05 March 2007 - 05:21 PM

Never seen it.

What's a European?
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Posted 05 March 2007 - 07:29 PM

One of those folks who lives just across the sea from me. There's about 50 varieties, and their countries all together could fit into Brazil.

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 07:35 PM

Someone who is an American only in name.

Like Homer Simpson.

What's the difference between the sum of the quotient and the other thing, probably math-related?

EDIT: Unlike 'no one,' 'Fearless Leader,' 'Mister Sparkle,' and 'Berlin Wall,' 'someone' is one word.

This post has been edited by TheOrator: 05 March 2007 - 07:39 PM

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 08:18 PM

The formula is: The Other Thing Squared.

May I have some pie, mother?

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