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Posted 30 January 2007 - 01:53 PM

Because an apple is a basic sort of fruit, and I believe it's been translated as fruit, not seeds. It's probably just a conspiracy by the Anti-Apple Corps., though.

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 02:08 PM

You never know - someone could have a nervous breakdown and start screaming gibberish right in the middle of it.

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 03:53 PM

Not as much as I wish I had a camera.

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 07:45 PM

Fried pickles.


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Posted 30 January 2007 - 07:58 PM

Like a hole new tooth.

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 11:24 PM

Well, you're a young male college student so I'm guessing your basic diet consists of alcohol, pot noodles, vending machine food, and peanut butter. And no matter what combination of those you try, they do not a satisfying meal make.

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 07:51 AM

Yup!

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 10:45 AM

Instead of the little packets of seasoning, she uses marijuana.


Does it taste funny?
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 11:37 AM

I imagine pot in your pot noodle would make an interesting yet hilarious combination.

And its pot noodle because it comes in a pot thing. Nyer.

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 11:38 AM

I'm sure it tastes purple.

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 11:44 AM

The Two-headed Yak is the only one that EVER wins the International Dance-Your-Pants-Off Competition. sleep.gif

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 01:36 PM

QUOTE (banned @ Jan 31 2007, 06:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Where's Lassie?

Lassi's trying to convince her owner that Timmy's not stuck in a well, but she's hungry, dammit!

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 05:56 PM

It could be poor genetics, bad upbringing, MTV, or a combination of all three.

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 07:17 PM

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 01:40 PM

Because you're hawt.

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