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Well, it might be that you would just be posting for the fun of it, but that;s just me.
What the hell is wrong with the water in this house? You mix it with anything, scum appears on it!
Q & A Session A game for the bored.
#6481
Chyld 
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Posted 20 November 2006 - 07:14 PM
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Vesuvius
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Posted 20 November 2006 - 10:29 PM
Well, nothing wrong with an unusual layer of scum on your tea. It boosts your immunities.
Query: Why does childrens Tylenol have a warning label on the back that says do not opperate heavy machinery?
Query: Why does childrens Tylenol have a warning label on the back that says do not opperate heavy machinery?
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Icey
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 04:39 AM
Adults are morons and do need to be reminded that kids should not operate heavy machinery.
how many times have you dreamt an orgy?
how many times have you dreamt an orgy?
#6484
Gobbler
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 08:30 AM
I think tonight's dream could be considered one, so that would make... ehh... let me do the math... hang on... I shall ask my calculator... darn it, I don't have enough fingers for this 
... eh... umm... one. There.
Do I suck at math?
... eh... umm... one. There.Do I suck at math?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Vesuvius
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 08:48 AM
No, you don't suck at math, Gobbler. But I can tell you that the people that have five members to a quartet aren't using their math skills...
Query: If we're able to test drive cars at the dealership, then why aren't we able to test riding mowers in the hardware store?
Query: If we're able to test drive cars at the dealership, then why aren't we able to test riding mowers in the hardware store?
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Chyld
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 10:45 AM
Not enough grass, I reckon.
How can I relate stories about mice to a grand narrative about time travel?
How can I relate stories about mice to a grand narrative about time travel?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Gobbler
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 01:41 PM
You can't, since Douglas Adams already did that and violating copyrights makes you a very evil person.
So, does anyone else think that the guys who made the new HGTTG-movie should die a horrible, horrible death? With hamsters?
So, does anyone else think that the guys who made the new HGTTG-movie should die a horrible, horrible death? With hamsters?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 02:36 PM
READY THE HAMSTERS! 
...Is it bad that I still like the dolphins' musical number?
...Is it bad that I still like the dolphins' musical number?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Cyzyk
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 03:31 PM
I feel that the book and anything attached to it constitutes such drivel any obsession with it should not be mentioned in public.
Is A Canticle for Leibowitz a work of comperable literary merit?
Is A Canticle for Leibowitz a work of comperable literary merit?
Tolerance is another word for Apathy
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Mirithorn
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 09:45 PM
And this one's caught in a time warp too! I don't trust my computer. It also set it's clock to January 4, 1947 and is refusing to keep the change no matter how many times I reset it. I think it's out to get me.
EDIT: There we go. Apparantly I need to post to see the post I'm replying to. Sort of a having-to-open-scissors-packaging-with-scissors situation here.
Answer: Of course it's comparable. To everything.
Why is this time-warpy thing happening?
EDIT: There we go. Apparantly I need to post to see the post I'm replying to. Sort of a having-to-open-scissors-packaging-with-scissors situation here.
Answer: Of course it's comparable. To everything.
Why is this time-warpy thing happening?
This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 21 November 2006 - 09:47 PM
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Vesuvius
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 02:35 AM
The time warp is happening because of an internal battery that keeps the computer time and small things that aren't related to memory. I had the same problem with my Mac a while ago. You just need to find a computer store that sells those types of batteries and they'll tell you how to replace it.
...or you might need to find a Flux-capaciter
Query: What country are Legos from?
...or you might need to find a Flux-capaciter
Query: What country are Legos from?
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Icey
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 03:57 AM
Denmark.
What country is Tron from?
What country is Tron from?
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Lord Aquaman
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 11:31 PM
QUOTE (Icey @ Nov 22 2006, 01:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Denmark.
What country is Tron from?
What country is Tron from?
I'm pretty sure Tron is from America.
Why doesn't James Cameron direct more films?
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 23 November 2006 - 04:44 AM
Because we all know that he'll never be able to make Blade Runner again. Ha ha ha!
Why does Kingdom Hearts 2, despite many of it's narrative flaws, keep me so compelled to keep on playing, making christmassy sounds when I hit my foes with that lovely Pumpkin Keyblade?
Why does Kingdom Hearts 2, despite many of it's narrative flaws, keep me so compelled to keep on playing, making christmassy sounds when I hit my foes with that lovely Pumpkin Keyblade?
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Vesuvius
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Posted 23 November 2006 - 01:05 PM
Because lovely pumpkin keyblades are a symbol of skull cracking peace making.
Waitaminute! I thought Ridley Scott made Blade Runner.
Why is the Thanksgiving day Parade so lame?
Waitaminute! I thought Ridley Scott made Blade Runner.
Why is the Thanksgiving day Parade so lame?