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The question is:
Why are you all so lazy that you can't think up good questions?!
Q & A Session A game for the bored.
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#6362
Sailor Abbey 
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Posted 26 October 2006 - 11:20 AM
Good question.
If your mom’s your sister and your aunt’s your cousin, what does that make your grandfathers nephew?
If your mom’s your sister and your aunt’s your cousin, what does that make your grandfathers nephew?
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Mirithorn
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Posted 26 October 2006 - 06:15 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! <--- the sound of my brain overloading.
Don't you feel guilty now?
Don't you feel guilty now?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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#6365
Mirithorn
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Posted 26 October 2006 - 09:29 PM
I regret nothing!
What do I know, except that you glow in the dark?
What do I know, except that you glow in the dark?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Icey
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 03:20 AM
That I am a handsome, handsome, delicious tasting man.
Who didn't see that one coming?
Who didn't see that one coming?
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Gobbler
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 06:11 AM
Stevie Wonder.
Where's the beef?
Where's the beef?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Chyld
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 06:20 AM
In the supermarket, I prefer chicken.
So where does lamb slot into it? Bonus points if you get in what elephants taste like.
So where does lamb slot into it? Bonus points if you get in what elephants taste like.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#6369
Sailor Abbey
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 07:35 AM
Not real sure, but I do know I can make a wicked lamb stew. Kinda tastes like elephant.
Where HAVE all the cowboys gone?
Where HAVE all the cowboys gone?
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Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 08:25 AM
The damned ol' Rodeo.
Did I ask the question about the trains yet?
Did I ask the question about the trains yet?
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
PM me, we'll talk.
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 08:27 AM
I don't remember...
Has anyone told the joke about the stiffy, yet?
Has anyone told the joke about the stiffy, yet?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Chyld
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 09:37 AM
No, but I've got a massive...
...sense of underachievement at doing that same joke over and over again.
Is it how big it is, or how gratuitiously you slip it into conversation?
...sense of underachievement at doing that same joke over and over again.
Is it how big it is, or how gratuitiously you slip it into conversation?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Icey
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Posted 28 October 2006 - 05:35 AM
It's how confidently you slip it into things. Like at a dinner party, mentioning ones Tower and Flesh Sceptre is considered quite masculine and that matters more than one's sausage.
Will you be my castle?
Will you be my castle?
#6374
Sailor Abbey
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Posted 28 October 2006 - 06:28 AM
If you will be my valentine.
Is Robin Williams a werewolves?
Is Robin Williams a werewolves?
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EwokHunter
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Posted 28 October 2006 - 04:38 PM
He is a red robot, peter pan, a jungle man and he also dresses as a woman.
Any new movie of Robin Williams announced?
Any new movie of Robin Williams announced?