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After I go around a bit with my sawed-off 8-gauge.
Can banana plus banana equal banana squared?
Q & A Session A game for the bored.
#4861
floppydisk 
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Posted 29 January 2006 - 10:59 PM
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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#4862
Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 29 January 2006 - 11:00 PM
No. Not at all.
Why do they use such bizarre nicknames?
Why do they use such bizarre nicknames?
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#4863
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 10:25 AM
QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Jan 29 2006, 09:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No. Not at all.
Why do they use such bizarre nicknames?
Why do they use such bizarre nicknames?
Because they think they're clever even though they really aren't.
Would you want to live in a world with a yellow sky and a blue sun?
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#4864
Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 10:56 AM
It depends.
What color is the grass?
What color is the grass?
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#4865
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 12:50 PM
Whatever colour you want it to be. And if it disagrees, break out the spray paint.
Open? On a Sunday?
QUOTE (Laughlyn @ Jan 29 2006, 06:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Given that it's 7pm Chyld time, and that the off license doesn't close for another 3 hours: Yes.
Open? On a Sunday?
This post has been edited by Chyld: 30 January 2006 - 12:51 PM
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#4866
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 05:48 PM
No, in Sundays only Chyld's Church.
Wanna come?
Wanna come?
#4867
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 05:48 PM
If you live in the civilized part of the country.
Anyone else have a strange feeling of impending doom?
edit; still fit's kinda well, so I guess this was a waste of an edit
Anyone else have a strange feeling of impending doom?
edit; still fit's kinda well, so I guess this was a waste of an edit
This post has been edited by Laughlyn: 30 January 2006 - 05:49 PM
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
#4868
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 10:49 PM
QUOTE (Laughlyn @ Jan 30 2006, 03:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you live in the civilized part of the country.
Anyone else have a strange feeling of impending doom?
edit; still fit's kinda well, so I guess this was a waste of an edit
Anyone else have a strange feeling of impending doom?
edit; still fit's kinda well, so I guess this was a waste of an edit
I've had a feeling of impending doom all my life.
Should the next President of the United States be another Republican?
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#4869
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Posted 31 January 2006 - 12:16 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY SUCH A THING???
*falls over in a dramatic faint*
HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY SUCH A THING???
*falls over in a dramatic faint*
This post has been edited by Spoon Poetic: 31 January 2006 - 12:16 AM
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
#4870
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Posted 31 January 2006 - 09:46 AM
QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Jan 30 2006, 10:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY SUCH A THING???
*falls over in a dramatic faint*
HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY SUCH A THING???
*falls over in a dramatic faint*
Just checking.
What can we do to make sure that the next USA President will be a Democrat? Would killing Ralph Nader help?
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#4871
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Posted 31 January 2006 - 10:36 AM
Maybe the entire Grand Ole' Party as well...
How plausible is that, and would it be considered biased by neutral parties?
How plausible is that, and would it be considered biased by neutral parties?
This space for rent. Inquire within.
#4872
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Posted 31 January 2006 - 11:44 AM
It would probably be difficult at least. And what to do about their children?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#4873
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Posted 31 January 2006 - 03:51 PM
Feed them to the gingerbread men. They loves to eat children.
Do you hold the phone when you're alone, imagine that it rings, hold it to your ear and wish that aardvarks would come and eat your hair?
Do you hold the phone when you're alone, imagine that it rings, hold it to your ear and wish that aardvarks would come and eat your hair?
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#4874
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Posted 31 January 2006 - 04:26 PM
Um...no. I had a friend once who would pretend for literally an hour that a banana was a telephone, though, and that someone was speaking to her on it.
Can you get a tan from being in the same room with a plasma gun?
Can you get a tan from being in the same room with a plasma gun?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#4875
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Posted 31 January 2006 - 07:44 PM
Possibly.
Do you know the muffin man?
Do you know the muffin man?
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
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