Posted 09 January 2006 - 10:35 PM
I've checked. If you prick them, or, more accurately, accidentally hit them really hard in the back of the head with an aluminum baseball bat, they do indeed both bleed and bruise. So they seem to be made out of either vaguely similar stuff to me, or possibly mashed up roadkill with pebbles stuck in for eyes.
Are little men anything like little women?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"