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#4381 User is offline   Chyld Icon

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 08:53 AM

I hope not, I can never get "annoying little girl" out of my teeth.

Why are there never any Cornish people in cornish pasties?
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Posted 19 December 2005 - 09:05 AM

Maybe they are.

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 02:30 PM

Some of us have X-Ray vision.

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 06:45 PM

It is if they threaten to shoot you if you don't, and they actually have a gun.

How do you do the custom rank thing?
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Posted 19 December 2005 - 07:10 PM

There's this little guy at the top of your settings thing page, and it says the equivalent of "custom rank changey place." (its the top type-in area on your profile info page)

Where did my question go?
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Posted 19 December 2005 - 07:18 PM

I stole it. As shamelessly as barend stole my HBSP.

How can I prevent spontanious explosions caused by overexcitement?
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Posted 19 December 2005 - 07:23 PM

Massive underexcitement. Works for me. Or just find another outlet.

(barend...shameless?!?... never! sorcerer.gif )

Can there be a better place for me to see?
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Posted 20 December 2005 - 04:01 AM

Yes, try standing on your tippy-toes. Either that, or grow some wings, damnit.

What the fuck do I buy my family for Christmas on my budget?
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Posted 20 December 2005 - 08:15 AM

Get some fabric crayons and a couple of undershirts. Or you could try telling them that the gifts aren't what is important and give them a long lecture on the meaning of Christmas.
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Posted 20 December 2005 - 06:00 PM

And I'll ask a question.

Will Barend make an Eight-thousand posts thread?
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Posted 20 December 2005 - 06:44 PM

No, I don't think so... he kinda mentioned it in PRT.

So then there was this one time, when an old Baker named Willmer Vandersloot had to make a dozen loaves of bread for this rich guy's party. Like a Christmas party or something. So he made the bread, and took it to the party, and people were already there. And they were dancing and stuff, like party stuff. And there were streamers and office supplies and candy and vinegar. Where did my mug go?
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Posted 21 December 2005 - 05:01 AM

I sold it on eBay.

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Posted 21 December 2005 - 08:14 AM

Meow mrow hiss!

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Posted 21 December 2005 - 09:43 AM

Woof!

Will you walk away from a fool and his monet?
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Posted 21 December 2005 - 01:45 PM

Why not. I've never liked his style of painting.

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