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#766 User is offline   Jane Sherwood Icon

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Posted 02 March 2005 - 08:54 PM

You're just thirsty and tired. Have a drink and go to bed.

Why do I always get so nervous I can't wrap my head around even the simplest of rhythms?
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 03:42 AM

A childhood trauma that left you scarred for life, it also causes you to stab big Icelandic men when they try to hug you.

Is that a sticker on MC's head saying "sessik etah I"?
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 07:35 AM

I think it must be code for "Kill All The First Born"! Lets get to work...

Can anyone lend me a meat cleaver?
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#769 User is offline   Jane Sherwood Icon

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Posted 03 March 2005 - 12:05 PM

Sorry, don't have one to lend.

Is it for chopping food or the bodies of your enemies?

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Posted 03 March 2005 - 01:34 PM

Aren't they one and the same thing? devil.gif

Can someone pass the meat tenderiser?
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 01:38 PM

I'm fresh out, I'm afraid.

Why won't my freezer keep my ice cream frozen?
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 01:41 PM

Because freezers are the work of the Devil. Use a balcony, like what I does.

Does this idea hinge upon the fact that Hull is freezing cold nearly 20/7?
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#773 User is offline   Jane Sherwood Icon

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Posted 03 March 2005 - 01:49 PM

I get that impression, yes.

"Did you get the name of that girl in the spooky car?"

(Anyone remember Sifl & Olly?)
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 01:52 PM

(Nope)

Yes, I think she was called Mary.

What is the proper ettiquette when a hamster's running around your room?
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 01:57 PM

Spaz out and goes nuts trying to catch him. The amount of giggling involved may vary.

What do you do when a squirrel wielding a small pointy twig charges?
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 02:09 PM

Well, if you're a unit with missile weapons, and the squirrel is more than half its total charge distance away, you can attempt to stand and shoot, at -1 to hit. Otherwise, you can either hold or flee.

What is the Weapon Skill of a Dwarf Ironbreaker?
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 05:23 PM

Er...three. No, five! Yeah, that's a good number. I say five.

Why did it take me about ten hours to finally wake up properly?
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 06:55 PM

(Jane, you got it exactly right! I'm quite impressed...)

I blame the drugs. If you smokr marijuana until 5am, waking up is going to be difficult...

OK, how do you represeny Death thenn?
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Posted 03 March 2005 - 08:53 PM

I don't know how to "represeny" anything.

You mean the great tall robey thing with a scythe?
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Posted 04 March 2005 - 01:35 AM

Yes, and a sardonic smile saying "finally got you, loser"

*Note to Icey - I would not write anything in Russian on my forehead... Russian maybe similar to Polish to Westen people but it is not the same thing. And letters are different. But I've been always taken for a Russian when I spoke Polish abroad.

Anyway, I am impressed*

Is is true that if youa re over fifty and wake up not feeling any pain, that means you are dead?
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