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Q & A Session A game for the bored.

#7201 Bond

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Posted 07 September 2007 - 03:30 PM

Men can't.

What happened to the Happy Pirate, Jane?

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#7202 Deepsycher

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Posted 07 September 2007 - 03:41 PM

She is using her knife.

Why bother complaining if you are the complaint?

#7203 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 07 September 2007 - 03:43 PM

Because complaining makes the world go 'round. At least here in America.

Should I implement my newest easy money-making scheme or should I just concentrate on school?

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.

#7204 Bond

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Posted 07 September 2007 - 05:23 PM

School; the last time someone tried a quick moneymaking scheme, Springtime for Hitler reigned supreme on Broadway.

What upcoming movie are you getting anxious for?

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#7205 looktothesky

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Posted 10 September 2007 - 12:37 PM

Indiana Jones 4.

What do you usually get when you're at the movies (as a snack)?

PRECIOUS VELIUS....

#7206 Deepsycher

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Posted 10 September 2007 - 12:41 PM

I use to get tasty chemical cocktails. The pleasure overturned when I went to toilet it out.

What fish can be described as a meat processor?

#7207 looktothesky

Tudo Bem.

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Posted 10 September 2007 - 12:41 PM

A barracuda.

Sardines or anchovies?

PRECIOUS VELIUS....

#7208 Deepsycher

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Posted 10 September 2007 - 12:46 PM

Sardines in curry sauce over cat.

Sorry my joke went horribly wrong. I will re word:

What other fish big in size can be decribed as a human meat processor?

#7209 Mirithorn

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Posted 10 September 2007 - 04:58 PM

Er... y'know, that weird species of plecostomus that lives in the Amazon and eats small children.

Why am I so darn ineffective today?

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

#7210 Bond

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Posted 10 September 2007 - 06:26 PM

It's Monday.

Went the day well?

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#7211 Mirithorn

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Posted 10 September 2007 - 08:44 PM

Well, let's see. My cold left me ineffective and woozy, my schedule got moved around such that I couldn't finish my history homework before history as I had expected to do with the aid of a free period, and I consequently failed the quiz, and my English teacher (who was not, due to incompetent scheduling, my English teacher yesterday) assigned me an essay due tomorrow, on a passage I may choose from a book I seem to have lost. I'd say not so much.

Am I whiny?