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To you? Of course not, nobody could ever lie to you.
(That was a lie, by the way.)
If it's always getting later and later, then how come it's early sometimes?
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#6857
J m HofMarN 
- Knows All The Girls Named Lola
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Posted 22 March 2007 - 01:43 PM
Because of the Free Masons.
Why is it so easy to explain everything with conspiracy theories?
Why is it so easy to explain everything with conspiracy theories?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#6858
Slade
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Posted 22 March 2007 - 03:57 PM
That's exactly what they don't want you to know!
How do you hatch a who?
How do you hatch a who?
This space for rent. Inquire within.
#6859
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 26 March 2007 - 01:15 AM
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...Hit it with a what?
...Hit it with a what?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6860
J m HofMarN
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Posted 02 April 2007 - 02:30 AM
No, to hatch a who you have to catch a you.
How do you catch yourself?
How do you catch yourself?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#6861
Egfu
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Posted 02 April 2007 - 02:46 AM
You need to build a time machine, travel to the past and find your past self's house. No need to worry about the rest, because this will result in a time paradox that'll destroy the universe.
If you were a jungle animal, what kind of noise would you make?
If you were a jungle animal, what kind of noise would you make?
"When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon."
#6862
Gobbler
- God damn it, Nappa.
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Posted 02 April 2007 - 03:13 AM
I'd make that door-swishing-noise that all the imperial doors in Star Wars used to make. SHhhhhUp! :3
If her summerwine really is made from strawberries, cherries and an angel's kiss in spring, then... what the freakin' hell is wrong with that bitch!?
If her summerwine really is made from strawberries, cherries and an angel's kiss in spring, then... what the freakin' hell is wrong with that bitch!?
This post has been edited by Gobbler: 02 April 2007 - 03:14 AM
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
#6863
Slade
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Posted 02 April 2007 - 08:15 AM
She's the angel of trailer parks.
Do I have to get up and go to school, mom?
Do I have to get up and go to school, mom?
This space for rent. Inquire within.
#6864
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 02 April 2007 - 01:30 PM
Yes, right after you eat this jar of bees.
...Weirdest dream ever?
...Weirdest dream ever?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6865
Gobbler
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Posted 02 April 2007 - 01:41 PM
No thanks, I'm not even done with digesting the trauma my last dream gave me, that'll take a few more days of randomly smudging colours together.
Person you adore the most?
Person you adore the most?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
#6866
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 02 April 2007 - 01:45 PM
Would need a restraining order.
Can I get some service here, please?!
Can I get some service here, please?!
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6867
looktothesky
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Posted 03 April 2007 - 07:56 AM
Sure, just as soon as I'm finished with this one customer. And this other one. And this one that just ran up infront of you to the counter to ask a question that takes approximately 30 minutes to answer.
Did you have breakfast today?
Did you have breakfast today?
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
#6868
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 03 April 2007 - 11:30 AM
Do brownies count as breakfast?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6869
optimus_prime
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Posted 03 April 2007 - 11:33 AM
not according to your dentist and dietician
"freedom is the right of all sentient beings"
#6870
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 03 April 2007 - 01:41 PM
Drat.
Aren't you forgetting something?
Aren't you forgetting something?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994