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#6826
Gobbler 
- God damn it, Nappa.
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Posted 05 March 2007 - 11:44 PM
I keep telling you I'm not your mother!
... or am I?
... or am I?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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#6827
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 06 March 2007 - 12:15 AM
Well, taking into consideration the facts you're not only male, but just under four months younger than me, I'm going to say "no."
Or do you secretly possess the power to change your gender, travel back in time, cross the Atlantic, and then transfer your own eggs into another woman?
Or do you secretly possess the power to change your gender, travel back in time, cross the Atlantic, and then transfer your own eggs into another woman?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6828
Gobbler
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Posted 06 March 2007 - 12:32 AM
I... I'm still working on that... 
Why's everyone stalking me as of late?
Why's everyone stalking me as of late?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
#6829
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 06 March 2007 - 02:02 AM
Because all the good tent spaces, shrubberies, and tree branches around (*insert celebrity's name here*)'s house are taken.
Why does "pants" - a wholly glorious and wonderful garment if there ever was one - have a negative slang meaning?
Why does "pants" - a wholly glorious and wonderful garment if there ever was one - have a negative slang meaning?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6830
J m HofMarN
- Knows All The Girls Named Lola
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Posted 06 March 2007 - 03:40 AM
because its easier to pants someone than to shirt them.
Where are you, why do you hide, where is my moonraker? WHAT?
Where are you, why do you hide, where is my moonraker? WHAT?
This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 06 March 2007 - 03:41 AM
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#6831
Egfu
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Posted 12 March 2007 - 03:40 AM
I'm behind the sofa, I'm hiding because you seem a tad psychotic, you probably left the moonraker in your other pants and THAT.
Why hasn't anyone posted in this thread in ages?
Why hasn't anyone posted in this thread in ages?
This post has been edited by Egfu: 12 March 2007 - 03:45 AM
"When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon."
#6833
J m HofMarN
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Posted 12 March 2007 - 04:02 PM
Violence is not the best solution when your army is too stretched out to invade and deconstruct another middle eastern country. At that point it is necessary to do that unfortunate negotiation thing.
I just got Wag The Dog on DVD. Do YOU?
I just got Wag The Dog on DVD. Do YOU?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#6834
looktothesky
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 08:42 AM
No, because I can't afford it. But once I can, I'll be sure to check it out.
Who do you think is the most annoying actor / actress ever?
Who do you think is the most annoying actor / actress ever?
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
#6835
Slade
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 09:40 AM
Pretty much every actor from Friends.
Can anyone tell me where I left my bright pink gourd?
Can anyone tell me where I left my bright pink gourd?
This space for rent. Inquire within.
#6836
J m HofMarN
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Posted 14 March 2007 - 04:10 PM
It should be in your gourd droor with the red gourd and the black gourd you wear to fancy parties.
Where have you gone, Joe Dimaggio?
Where have you gone, Joe Dimaggio?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#6837
Gobbler
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Posted 14 March 2007 - 04:29 PM
Oh, that's a sad story... 
Now honestly, did you know that he was a baseball star and not just some name in a Simon and Garfunkel song?
Now honestly, did you know that he was a baseball star and not just some name in a Simon and Garfunkel song?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
#6838
TheOrator
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Posted 14 March 2007 - 05:12 PM
I didn't know he was a name in a Simon and Garfunkel song...
Is it odd I don't know anything about Simon and Garfunkel yet still named my cats after them?
Is it odd I don't know anything about Simon and Garfunkel yet still named my cats after them?
"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
-John Carpenter's They Live
"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
nooooo
-John Carpenter's They Live
"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
nooooo
#6839
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 14 March 2007 - 05:43 PM
Yes, and also not allowed. It's a requirement that you must be moderately or deeply involved in or knowledgeable of a fandom before you can name anyone or anything after any aspect of it.
Why must they make such a big deal out of extremely rare side effects to prescription drugs I take on the news?
Why must they make such a big deal out of extremely rare side effects to prescription drugs I take on the news?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6840
Spoon Poetic
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Posted 14 March 2007 - 06:31 PM
Because the media likes to make people panic.
Are you panicking?
Are you panicking?
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.