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Assumably because you get more men weilding bats than spiders.
If one side of the mushroom makes you bigger, and the other side makes you smaller, what does neat vodka do?
Q & A Session A game for the bored.
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Chyld 
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Posted 27 February 2007 - 10:16 AM
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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#6797
Ninja Duck
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Posted 27 February 2007 - 10:46 AM
Gives you those stupid raccoon ears that let you jump higher.
What is your favorite color? Explain.
What is your favorite color? Explain.
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 27 February 2007 - 02:31 PM
Blue... No wait Green... AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
If one pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small, what do the ones that mother gives you do?
If one pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small, what do the ones that mother gives you do?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#6799
Slade
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Posted 28 February 2007 - 01:07 AM
(Spoon, technically, it's Spider-Man, that may be the reason. However, I think that that pronunciation is silly.)
I'm pretty sure that those pills make you give your mother pills.
I heard that this r serious thread. Is this true?
I'm pretty sure that those pills make you give your mother pills.
I heard that this r serious thread. Is this true?
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Supes
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Posted 02 March 2007 - 06:59 AM
QUOTE (Slade @ Feb 28 2007, 01:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I heard that this r serious thread. Is this true?
Well of course this r is serious. It's the u's that tend to get silly.
I wonder how many of the other letters can be deemed serious or silly?
Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter.
Yoda
Yoda
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 02 March 2007 - 02:52 PM
X - he didn't get much to do, so he just cuts in wherever he can. This may explain why he's so popular in netspeak.
"Q": Just another letter, or "O"'s exhibitionist twin?
"Q": Just another letter, or "O"'s exhibitionist twin?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
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Posted 02 March 2007 - 05:33 PM
QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Mar 2 2007, 02:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Q": Just another letter, or "O"'s exhibitionist twin?
No question just an outright 50 point to Janey!... or would that one score 100?
Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter.
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 03 March 2007 - 02:40 AM
I think it was on FOX news last night in their report on how homosexuality is being taught to our children through the liberal run education system. "What letter of the alphabet might expose itself to your kids? We'll tell you tonight at ten" So she only gets fifty.
Where HAVE all the flowers gone?
Where HAVE all the flowers gone?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 03 March 2007 - 01:41 PM
Under the lawnmower blades.
(And JM, I NEVER watch FOX News. ...That was from something I remembered seeing on Conan. It went something like, "In the Year 2000: The letter 'Q' was kicked out of the alphabet by parent watchdog groups after it was revealed to be the letter 'O' with his junk hanging out." I couldn't resist.)
Do I need to cite all my random joke references now?
(And JM, I NEVER watch FOX News. ...That was from something I remembered seeing on Conan. It went something like, "In the Year 2000: The letter 'Q' was kicked out of the alphabet by parent watchdog groups after it was revealed to be the letter 'O' with his junk hanging out." I couldn't resist.)
Do I need to cite all my random joke references now?
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 03 March 2007 - 01:42 PM
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 03 March 2007 - 10:25 PM
Yes, as we all thought you to be funny of your own accord.
So dissappointed...
Should I start to worry when I actually think I'm hearing the 'Horn Concerto Number 4 in E Flat Major, 3rd Movement' when in nothing is playing?
EDIT: Had an odd little W in front of 'as.'
So dissappointed...
Should I start to worry when I actually think I'm hearing the 'Horn Concerto Number 4 in E Flat Major, 3rd Movement' when in nothing is playing?
EDIT: Had an odd little W in front of 'as.'
This post has been edited by TheOrator: 03 March 2007 - 10:25 PM
"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
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"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
nooooo
-John Carpenter's They Live
"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
nooooo
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 04 March 2007 - 12:10 AM
Jane- I was joking about it being on FOX, I didnt know you'd gotten it from another source, if I had I wouldnt have called you on it anyhow, cuz I like my organs where they are.
Orator- The answer is twleve. Just twelve.
Why don't we get a pomeranian?
Orator- The answer is twleve. Just twelve.
Why don't we get a pomeranian?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#6807
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Posted 04 March 2007 - 06:29 AM
I thought I was one, until I looked it up in my dictionary. (Really, the resemblence of the word in German & English is scary.)
So, yeah, why don't we?
So, yeah, why don't we?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 04 March 2007 - 02:25 PM
Because of the nucular threat of nucularial thingamabobs.
If there really is such a thing as a stupid question, what's the stupidest question?
If there really is such a thing as a stupid question, what's the stupidest question?
Tolerance is another word for Apathy
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Posted 04 March 2007 - 03:00 PM
"Is this a stupid question?"
But does anyone notice there's a corpse in the bed?
But does anyone notice there's a corpse in the bed?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 04 March 2007 - 11:00 PM
Oh, that's just Granma... 
...Just how badly could that last statement be interpreted?
...Just how badly could that last statement be interpreted?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994