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Marshmallow only gets better over the years. Why do you think all those rich guys are hoarding 50-year-old marshmallow? No, wait, was that wine? I ate so much old marshmallow, I can't remember...
If two equally qualified people came to a job interview, and one was a talking dolphin and the other was a ninja, who would get the job?
Q & A Session A game for the bored.
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Posted 20 February 2007 - 04:48 AM
Ninja, easily. Dolphins don't commit suicide automaticly if they get caught in insider trading, but Hara Kiri kind of precludes giving embarassing testimony about raiding employee retirement funds.
Has Chyld surrendered yet?
Has Chyld surrendered yet?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Chyld
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Posted 20 February 2007 - 10:06 AM
Hell no I haven't!
Surrendered what, though?
Surrendered what, though?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 20 February 2007 - 03:57 PM
Your money or your life!
Your money or your life?
Your money or your life?
"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
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"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
nooooo
-John Carpenter's They Live
"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
nooooo
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Posted 20 February 2007 - 06:07 PM
(*knife*)
Don't you mean, "Your money AND your life"?
Don't you mean, "Your money AND your life"?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 20 February 2007 - 08:36 PM
No, I mean Your GP or your HP!
Am I a dork or what?
Am I a dork or what?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 20 February 2007 - 09:46 PM
I don't know. I've told stories that seemed hilarious at the time and included the phrase "so then I misread caelum as caecum..."
Why are there so many different ways to spell Louis?
Why are there so many different ways to spell Louis?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 21 February 2007 - 05:12 PM
QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Feb 20 2007, 09:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why are there so many different ways to spell Louis?
Generally because people can't spell. Things get written incorrectly and other people take it as intent, hence a "new" spelling for the same word. It may also relate to dyslexia.
Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter.
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 21 February 2007 - 06:44 PM
There's nothing to respond to.
Why did he not ask a question???
Why did he not ask a question???
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 21 February 2007 - 06:51 PM
He either already knew the answer, or couldn't bear the concept of having his question answered by a guy who thinks Che Guevara invented the raccoon.
Where did the "Chyld is a slut" thing come from? I seemed to have missed my protege's slutification, or at least the public admission of it.
Where did the "Chyld is a slut" thing come from? I seemed to have missed my protege's slutification, or at least the public admission of it.
Tolerance is another word for Apathy
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Posted 21 February 2007 - 08:22 PM
Ask JM, he'll remember which thread it was, since he started it.
The missus aside, since when did I become anyones protege?
The missus aside, since when did I become anyones protege?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 21 February 2007 - 08:58 PM
QUOTE (Supes @ Feb 21 2007, 05:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It may also relate to dyslexia?
My bad! I hope this helps....
Well! Does it?
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Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter.
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 04:40 AM
Yes it does, it helps to say that the Chyld is a slit thing came from the !!!! thread in our very own lobby.
If he already knows the answer to every question he asks or dosnt ask, dosn't that make him The One?
If he already knows the answer to every question he asks or dosnt ask, dosn't that make him The One?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 05:23 AM
No, actually, that would make him Dr. Manhattan.
I was going to ask "Or doesn't it?" now, but I already know the answer to the question and you probably don't. Or should I just ask the question anyway?
I was going to ask "Or doesn't it?" now, but I already know the answer to the question and you probably don't. Or should I just ask the question anyway?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 05:27 AM
But you already know what's going to happen...
If you think this is already getting annoying, how in the hell could they have made two more movies of it?
If you think this is already getting annoying, how in the hell could they have made two more movies of it?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.