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Q & A Session A game for the bored.

#6601 Deepsycher

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Posted 19 January 2007 - 04:13 PM

A J was added and she became artificial.

Which is easiet to be a man or a Conman?

#6602 Slade

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Posted 19 January 2007 - 11:10 PM

A man's easier, because you only need to be born that way. To be a conman, you need to go around conning people.

What is wrong with my girlfriend's phone? (It refuses to dial to my number, but will dial everywhere else and to other places around here, and everybody else can dial into my number.)

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#6603 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 19 January 2007 - 11:45 PM

It's tired of 20-hour long phone conversations every day.

Could you bear to cut it down to 15?

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#6604 Gobbler

God damn it, Nappa.

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Posted 20 January 2007 - 06:21 AM

Now why'd I want to talk to Slade's girlfriend for 15 hours a day? That's his job. Really. *shakes his head*

So, if I'm apparently in the lucky lucky lucky situation of being born with a condition that does not allow me to get hangovers despite the masses of alcohol that I gulp down on occasion... then who's getting them instead?

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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?

#6605 Chyld

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Posted 20 January 2007 - 10:19 AM

*emerges bleary and red-eyed from bed* ...but I only had a glass of water last night...

Will you make me a sandwich?

When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

Less Is More v4
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#6606 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 20 January 2007 - 12:22 PM

POOF! You're a sandwich.

How long do kiwis last in the refrigerator?

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#6607 Slade

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Posted 20 January 2007 - 11:54 PM

Long enough to be delicious at least a few days after purchase.

What would happen if Ms. Poetic's avatar got into a battle with the Hypotoad?

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#6608 Ninja Duck

Cheer up, emo duck.

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Posted 21 January 2007 - 01:25 AM

Seven plagues. I recommend marking your door with goat's blood right now just in case.

Does the set of all sets that don't include themselves include itself?

#6609 looktothesky

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Posted 23 January 2007 - 08:25 AM

Yes, because everything is contradictory.

Banana is to House, as Dog is to ?

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#6610 Slade

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Posted 23 January 2007 - 10:02 AM

Alex Vance.

Does anybody know how to remove an octopus from the nasal passages of a rabid hamster, and if so, how?

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#6611 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 23 January 2007 - 02:41 PM

Use the sledgehammer, duh.

If an atheist is made to swear on the Bible in court, can he legally get away with perjury?

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#6612 Deepsycher

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Posted 23 January 2007 - 05:37 PM

To them yes. It is still lies to them even though it sounds like the sort of thing to invalidate the atheist's speech under unfair grounds on being forced to swear to a foreign oath. Slightly discriminating for a crime to be remotely commited and then transferred to the prosecuting country only for the defence to swear on the country's bible. Apparently I read that other religions are allowed to be sweared on. Just a religion trying to make a jump for power in court.

What happens if I put a small flat plastic lithium battery in someone's sandwich and they bit into it?

#6613 Mirithorn

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Posted 23 January 2007 - 05:51 PM

They get small flat plastic lithium battery acid in their sandwich.

Do I need to get a psychiatrist to end my scanner's delusions that it's attatched to a PC?

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"