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Answer: An American football player.
Query: Who is your daddy, and what does he do? *spoken in Arnold Scharzenegger voice*
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Chyld 
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Posted 12 January 2007 - 09:06 PM
My dad shares the name of an Aussie author, and I think he's an accountant. Legend has it he was once in a band that opened for Eric Clapton, but it seems to be bollocks.
Wouldn't it be cool, though?
Wouldn't it be cool, though?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
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Less Is More v4
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 13 January 2007 - 03:31 AM
While me, Blake and Chris the Wizard were in constume pretending to be an emo band last summer we claimed to have opened for Poison once. The answer, therefore, is that it would be funny as all hell, but if its not true it's still funny as all hell.
Will you answer this question in a complete sentence?
Will you answer this question in a complete sentence?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#6574
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 13 January 2007 - 04:13 PM
No.
How does layering work?
How does layering work?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6575
Gobbler
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Posted 13 January 2007 - 04:33 PM
Just press Ctrl+Shift+N while you're in Photoshop and you'll see.
How many weeks can a man simultaneously study and write exams before he breaks?
How many weeks can a man simultaneously study and write exams before he breaks?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 13 January 2007 - 04:41 PM
That depends on how much sleep the man in question is getting.
Is there even any time for sleep?
Is there even any time for sleep?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6577
Slade
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Posted 13 January 2007 - 09:27 PM
No, no time! Run, hurry! You're already late! Go, go, go!
How many unbirthdays do I have this year?
How many unbirthdays do I have this year?
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Deepsycher
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Posted 13 January 2007 - 09:47 PM
As many as you thought assuming they were nott real.
What is a frank fliter?
What is a frank fliter?
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 13 January 2007 - 10:21 PM
well, when you want to keep people named frank out of your office, you put a frank filter up on monster dot com and they wont allow people named frank to apply. But then when you send the request to them you mispel filter as fliter and they have no idea what you're talking about. That's what a frank fliter is.
Will Willy Wont want Winnifred Wides Winnegego willfully?
Will Willy Wont want Winnifred Wides Winnegego willfully?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Deepsycher
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Posted 13 January 2007 - 10:36 PM
Does Willy want to reluctanly go riding with Winnifred to Winnegego enthusiastically?
I am not sure. Buy Willy a balloon and make him aggravated to the nearest hole.
Yes I missed the r out.
I'll ask again.
What is a Frank Flirter?
I am not sure. Buy Willy a balloon and make him aggravated to the nearest hole.
Yes I missed the r out.
I'll ask again.
What is a Frank Flirter?
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 13 January 2007 - 10:47 PM
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Gobbler
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Posted 14 January 2007 - 04:02 AM
Same as what Mr. HofMarN said, just with an extra r.
If Santa Clause doesn't exist, then what about Spiderman?
If Santa Clause doesn't exist, then what about Spiderman?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Deepsycher
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Posted 14 January 2007 - 07:29 AM
Well he wouldn't exist too, unless you went back in time to meet the merchant or walk into a spider's web.
How are maggots able to eat worms?
How are maggots able to eat worms?
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Chyld
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Posted 14 January 2007 - 01:07 PM
Well, maggots will eat anything after a session of hotboxing a dead rabbits chest cavity. All with their little maggot-sized joints and bongs the size of rice grains.
So what do scarab beetles do on PCP?
So what do scarab beetles do on PCP?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Cyzyk
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Posted 14 January 2007 - 07:50 PM
Listen to Britney Spears. I don't think anything saner would want to do that.
Does this deserve to be news?
http://news.yahoo.co...imicry_hangings
Does this deserve to be news?
http://news.yahoo.co...imicry_hangings
Tolerance is another word for Apathy
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J m HofMarN
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Posted 15 January 2007 - 05:00 AM
It does. We must send a message to anyone who thinks about letting us think they might be hording chemical weapons: Fuck with us, we'll kill your brother. Biatch.
Whatever happened to Mary?
Whatever happened to Mary?
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.