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No, ones got eight legs, and the other's a spider.
How do spiders reproduce, then?
Q & A Session A game for the bored.
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Chyld 
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Posted 26 November 2006 - 09:55 AM
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Deepsycher
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Posted 26 November 2006 - 12:13 PM
Egg sacs.
You mean the one with eight legs is Kâli?
You mean the one with eight legs is Kâli?
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Mirithorn
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Posted 26 November 2006 - 10:40 PM
No, Kali has six legs, you're thinking of someone different.
Where did all those cows come from?
Where did all those cows come from?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Deepsycher
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Posted 27 November 2006 - 09:45 AM
The back of cows with bulls.
Well yes I chose Kâli for the six arms and two legs.
I was accounting the arms as legs for crawling.
What could you do with six arms?
Well yes I chose Kâli for the six arms and two legs.
I was accounting the arms as legs for crawling.
What could you do with six arms?
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 27 November 2006 - 10:12 AM
Unleash the Ultimate Bitch-Slap.
Who wouldn't want their very own Battle Monkey?
Who wouldn't want their very own Battle Monkey?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Chyld
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Posted 27 November 2006 - 11:37 AM
Long as it threw poop, no one!
AARGH Why don't I know anything about poker?
AARGH Why don't I know anything about poker?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#6532
Icey
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Posted 27 November 2006 - 07:13 PM
You don't cry blood, it seems to be quite important in poker these days.
Can't sit down because I'm a dancer. Baby! Don't you know that I'm the answer!?
Can't sit down because I'm a dancer. Baby! Don't you know that I'm the answer!?
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Mirithorn
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Posted 27 November 2006 - 08:45 PM
You are? Man, I'd been working on that problem for an hour! Silly me, I thought I had to do something silly like convert to moles.
Why do I consistantly rate a solid Mary Sue on every single test I try?
Why do I consistantly rate a solid Mary Sue on every single test I try?
This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 27 November 2006 - 08:46 PM
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#6534
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 04:25 PM
You're not writing original characters, or you aren't an original character, obviously.
But would you date Gary Stu?
But would you date Gary Stu?
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Dorothy
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 07:14 PM
But he wasn't from the Andes!!
So, does that mean I can kick you?
So, does that mean I can kick you?
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 07:34 PM
Only if what follows can only be described with the word KINKY! And that my jewels won't come to harm 
Will Dick Valentine ever be my Valentine?
Will Dick Valentine ever be my Valentine?
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Chyld
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 08:24 PM
He's not exactly a man of cards and chocolates, but he is a damn good dancer, so you never know.
What uses more calories: a good rogering, or watching David Schwimmer being Ross in a film and not killing everyone?
What uses more calories: a good rogering, or watching David Schwimmer being Ross in a film and not killing everyone?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Deepsycher
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Posted 27 December 2006 - 02:24 PM
I don't know, send him swimming in a pool of quicksand.
Now what is a ship that catches and carries fish and can be known as a feliner?
Now what is a ship that catches and carries fish and can be known as a feliner?
#6539
Chyld
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Posted 27 December 2006 - 03:15 PM
My cat, although she seems to be stalking dog for the moment.
How do you reconcile an ancient and terrified dog, and a cat very angry that said dog has invaded her space?
How do you reconcile an ancient and terrified dog, and a cat very angry that said dog has invaded her space?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Cyzyk
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Posted 28 December 2006 - 04:14 AM
I suggest making a pie. Although the delicate flavors of the dog will be interefered with by the stronger and flatter taste of the cat, a quality gravy of drippings from the dogmeat should balance in out somewhat.
Is it really worth it for me to write a novel?
Is it really worth it for me to write a novel?
Tolerance is another word for Apathy