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Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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#6451
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 03:12 AM
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 06:02 AM
Only free-range organic ones.
Why won't anyone lend me a handbag?
Why won't anyone lend me a handbag?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#6453
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 09:08 AM
QUOTE (Emu @ Nov 16 2006, 01:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
gnomes.
question?
question?
Yes, many questions.
Why won't they put Tiny Toon Adventures on DVD?
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#6454
Gobbler
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 09:30 AM
Because that's what you rightfully deserve for ignoring Miss Mirithorn's question.
Is there a god?
Is there a god?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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looktothesky
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 10:40 AM
Maybe.
What's a clever slogan for a car advertisement?
What's a clever slogan for a car advertisement?
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 05:13 PM
Insert Name Here: Our advertisements don't make you want to tear your eyes out of your skull.
You mean that sleep is mandatory?
You mean that sleep is mandatory?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#6457
Dorothy
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 05:41 PM
Of Course not!! You shuold neever seleep and be jest liek me. 
Because it's fun.
If you do catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, won't it burn your pants?
Because it's fun.If you do catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, won't it burn your pants?
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Emu
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 06:07 PM
yes. and probably your hands, too. unless you're using like those kevlar gloves or something.
pants?
pants?
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
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#6459
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 06:59 PM
Yes please but they have to be comfortable.
Chocolate bunion cake with a chocolate profiterole ontop or bunion foot?
Chocolate bunion cake with a chocolate profiterole ontop or bunion foot?
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Dorothy
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 07:05 PM
Bunion foot on the cake! Bet you didn't see that coming! Ha ha.
Is there any reason to have faith, in medicine?
Is there any reason to have faith, in medicine?
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 07:12 PM
Yes until various organisations started to corrupt it's use and mis using it for patients in places such as mental institutes.
You eat a bunion cake you get one on your foot but instead you decided to tread on the cake.
Where does the o slightly ranges from?
You eat a bunion cake you get one on your foot but instead you decided to tread on the cake.
Where does the o slightly ranges from?
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 16 November 2006 - 07:42 PM
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 08:09 PM
from o to O.
why can't people photosynthesize?
why can't people photosynthesize?
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 09:27 PM
Reason I can think of:
The energy it would take to move a person from light.
As people are made up of meat plants are not unless you can name something made out of meat that can.
From where the "o" slightly "ranges" from was suppose to be oranges.
What is the name of a thicker stronger balloon?
The energy it would take to move a person from light.
As people are made up of meat plants are not unless you can name something made out of meat that can.
From where the "o" slightly "ranges" from was suppose to be oranges.
What is the name of a thicker stronger balloon?
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 16 November 2006 - 09:31 PM
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Posted 16 November 2006 - 11:08 PM
George.
But where is the genitive plural noun they're modifying?!?
But where is the genitive plural noun they're modifying?!?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 17 November 2006 - 10:37 AM
Basils. There being more than one Basil, see.
Oh god oh god oh god what do I do? WHAT DO I DO ALREADY?!?
Oh god oh god oh god what do I do? WHAT DO I DO ALREADY?!?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish