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Q & A Session A game for the bored.

#46 Icey

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 07:43 PM

To finally understand the universe.

What is the price of virginity, in euroes?

#47 Chyld

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 08:04 PM

To engage in some Chef Elf.

My dogs got no nose. Where the hell did I get a dog from? I'm a freaking cat person, for gods sake? WHY, GOD, WHY?!?

When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

Less Is More v4
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#48 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 08:12 PM

QUOTE (Icey @ Jan 12 2005, 07:43 PM)

What is the price of virginity, in euroes?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

However many it takes to pay for the booze.

It followed you home.

It knows that, it's plotting against them.

Because.

Who wants cake?

Check out my crappy drawings!

Chyld is an ignorant slut.

QUOTE

"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994

#49 Ninja Duck

Cheer up, emo duck.

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 08:31 PM

QUOTE (Jordan @ Jan 12 2005, 08:12 PM)

"Beggars can't be choosers"

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

That's the funniest thing I can remember you saying.

Anyway, the Martha Stewart wants cake, and she probably wants a file in it.

In Yahtzee's interview with the German company, did he really say, and I quote: ":P"?

#50 Reader

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 09:16 PM

He wrote in on a sign and held it up at that exact moment.

Can... can you do the can-can? Can you do the can-can? Do it all through the night?

This post has been edited by Reader: 12 January 2005 - 09:17 PM

"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
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"There's nothing wrong with anything."
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#51 Chyld

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 09:58 PM

No, because I suck.

Slipknot: Method of tying knots, metal band, or the vicar's parrot?

When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

Less Is More v4
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#52 Reader

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 10:05 PM

Actually, it's anti-slip cream. The first shipment of it had a typo. a hyphen should be where the 'k' is.

Which animals eyes would make the best band name?

"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
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"There's nothing wrong with anything."
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#53 electricprune

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 10:53 PM

Wallaby Eyes

What's the best way to relieve foot swelling?

#54 Reader

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 10:55 PM

put it in a trash compactor

what key is this in? : '*hummmmm*'

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#55 looktothesky

Tudo Bem.

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 11:05 PM

F-negative.

What colour socks am I wearing?

PRECIOUS VELIUS....

#56 Icey

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Posted 13 January 2005 - 01:37 AM

Purple

Is it okay to burn down an orphanage, if you were drunk while you did it?

#57 Reader

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Posted 13 January 2005 - 04:12 AM

Only if they were all terminally ill.

1+x = y? solve for x and y

"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
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"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry

#58 revoltoncube

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Posted 13 January 2005 - 06:17 AM

x=y-1

Why if i just bought a new toner for the printer does it say 'Toner Low'?

#59 Laughlyn

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