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You could go back to before sandwiches were invented and make one yourself. Then you would be immortalised, in deli's across the world people would be asking for a ham and cheese kirby on white.
Why does it hurt when I do this?
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 10:16 AM
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 10:26 AM
It's a biological phenomona called 'nerve endings.' They're all the rage now-a-days.
I want to go to sleep, but I must fight it. How can I resist when the urge is so great?
I want to go to sleep, but I must fight it. How can I resist when the urge is so great?
The Power of Christ Impales You!
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You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
- Tagline for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 10:33 AM
You can't. You really want to go to sleep. Your eyes are closing... The world around you becomes blurry....... Your body is tired, you just want to go to sleep....... sleep......... sleep.................
Did anyone ever falling asleep after counting sheep?
Did anyone ever falling asleep after counting sheep?
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 10:36 AM
Yes, but not directly after.
Does the fact that we count sheep to get to sleep, but not necessarily dream of said sheep afterwards, mean that the alternative title to Blade Runner is not as witty as it first seems?
Does the fact that we count sheep to get to sleep, but not necessarily dream of said sheep afterwards, mean that the alternative title to Blade Runner is not as witty as it first seems?
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 10:48 AM
It goes from sharp like a kitchen knife to witty like a wooden spoon.
Vikings or Pirates?
Vikings or Pirates?
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 10:55 AM
Pirates definitely. Pirates maraud!
Is the phrase "I wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick" the greatest put-down ever imagined?
Is the phrase "I wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick" the greatest put-down ever imagined?
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 11:20 AM
I wouldn't enjoy touching ANYONE with a shitty stick, unless I had gloves and I disliked the person a lot.
What Medival warriors were the only ones known to bathe regularly?
What Medival warriors were the only ones known to bathe regularly?
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 02:14 PM
The ones that didn't enjoy smelling like cow cock.
What does cow cock smell like?
What does cow cock smell like?
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 02:22 PM
Like farmers.
What kind of a society spends most of it's money on keeping a farming society alive when it's clearly not needed?
What kind of a society spends most of it's money on keeping a farming society alive when it's clearly not needed?
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 02:40 PM
Amish, right? At least they seem happy.
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 03:44 PM
To Virginia Beach, on a pilgrimage! Or something to that effect.
Do these effects affect you in any way?
Do these effects affect you in any way?
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 09:17 PM
Yes, in a totally unrelated way.
Is it me, or monkeys are planning to conquer the world?
Is it me, or monkeys are planning to conquer the world?
Sorry, you won't be seeing a smartass sig here. Try with the next poster.
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Posted 13 August 2005 - 06:13 AM
Oh my god! The Sacred Monkeys are coming! Save me Jebus!
Do the Daleks rock?
Do the Daleks rock?
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Posted 13 August 2005 - 10:24 AM
Daalleeek........... Daalleeek.
How many cookies should I eat?
How many cookies should I eat?
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 13 August 2005 - 10:39 AM
Shifty Five.
Group X, best Rap Group Ever?
Group X, best Rap Group Ever?