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Posted 12 January 2005 - 04:21 AM

The Navy is gay-er. Watching bodybuilders build their bodies is more gay than being an actual bodybuilder. so The Navy, i think.

Which (musical) key do you type in?
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Posted 12 January 2005 - 06:22 AM

They key to my heart.


Besides being the heiress to the Hilton Hotel chain, why else is Paris Hilton considered important?
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Posted 12 January 2005 - 06:49 AM

Without her sluts would have no role model.


Where do babies come from?
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Posted 12 January 2005 - 07:36 AM

No idea, but I'd rather the stayed there.

Why, when I've read it so much, can I not remember any of Alice in Wonderland to use a question from?

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 09:32 AM

Because the gloves mushrooms made you forget.

What is the Queen of Heart's most famous line?
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Posted 12 January 2005 - 11:14 AM

Off with her head.

Why, When I am so young, do I feel so old?
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Posted 12 January 2005 - 12:01 PM

Because in Elf years you may be 16, in Human years you're about 369

What is 0 divided by 0?

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 12:08 PM

A new diet soda.

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 01:36 PM

To paraphrase: '"There's no point in wasting your time asking riddles that have no answer." said Alice'

When I know I have the quote wrong, why do I use it anyway?
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Posted 12 January 2005 - 01:58 PM

"It's human nature my dear boy"
-Adolf Hitler

When someone tells me that the girl I like is perverse what do I say?

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 03:12 PM

"Beggars can't be choosers"

Why do people who drink Starbucks thing they're buying quality coffee?
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Posted 12 January 2005 - 04:28 PM

Because they lack the mental capacity to discern from tastes.

If i kick up my feet, shpeel about, raise my forearm and twist my ribs, and reslove using a whisk-flip, what dance am i doing?
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Posted 12 January 2005 - 04:36 PM

The world famous "kick up feet, shpeel about, raise forearm and twist ribs, and reslove using a whisk-flip" dance

What does Chef Elf mean in english?

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Posted 12 January 2005 - 04:40 PM

It means "justifiable homicide."

What is the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything?
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Posted 12 January 2005 - 06:50 PM

42, After a bottle of vodka.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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