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#32
SimeSublime 
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Posted 16 January 2005 - 11:16 AM
May I be the Minister of Religion? There will be burnings 
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#33
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 16 January 2005 - 03:38 PM
Can I do something without actually being in the country?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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Laughlyn
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Posted 16 January 2005 - 07:11 PM
Can't see why not, we're an open minded political movement. Sime's in the wrong place anyway. (although there is a Perth, Scotland). Take your pick at a cabinate post!
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 16 January 2005 - 07:27 PM
Well, it would help if I had any idea how the hell your government worked, soooo...
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#36
revoltoncube
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 05:41 AM
ooo ooo ooo! pick me, pick me!!! *jumps in the air waving hands about*
can i be your secret agent blokey that like kills people for you?
can i be your secret agent blokey that like kills people for you?
#37
SimeSublime
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 06:36 AM
You seem to be showing a little to much excitement for the position. A secret agent should be more...secret.
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JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#38
Chyld
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 07:54 AM
All ye non-Brits can spread the word about Chyld's Kickass Political Party in your own country, but we're not the Monster Raving Loony Party, we can only have official party members raised on these fair yeyt foggy shores.
However, if you can come over here, Jane (or at least pretend every now and then), we can make you Minister for Knifey Death and Agriculture. Equal propositionage goes to Sime with the Minister for Religion and Taxes post.
Revolt, you're sub-contracted to Jane's Ministry.
The basic premise is that we do all the stuff I proposed earlier (lowering taxes for everyone, not wasting said money, legalising marijuana with all due haste, not sucking up to the twat in the White House, and knocked the prejudice out of Britain. Policies on abortion, asylum seekers, and visiting Martians to be determined), do anything else I think up, then going corrupt and living it up like rock stars/pimp daddies/whatever superlazy-superrich-hedonistic lifestyle you favour. BUT we need to do it in that order.
And yes, we're going to be called Chyld's Kickass Political Party, because that actually tells people about our beliefs. Basically, its my party, we're political, and we kick ass. None of this "liberal", "conservative", "labour" whathaveyou nonsense. Dearie me! Tells you nothing...
However, if you can come over here, Jane (or at least pretend every now and then), we can make you Minister for Knifey Death and Agriculture. Equal propositionage goes to Sime with the Minister for Religion and Taxes post.
Revolt, you're sub-contracted to Jane's Ministry.
The basic premise is that we do all the stuff I proposed earlier (lowering taxes for everyone, not wasting said money, legalising marijuana with all due haste, not sucking up to the twat in the White House, and knocked the prejudice out of Britain. Policies on abortion, asylum seekers, and visiting Martians to be determined), do anything else I think up, then going corrupt and living it up like rock stars/pimp daddies/whatever superlazy-superrich-hedonistic lifestyle you favour. BUT we need to do it in that order.
And yes, we're going to be called Chyld's Kickass Political Party, because that actually tells people about our beliefs. Basically, its my party, we're political, and we kick ass. None of this "liberal", "conservative", "labour" whathaveyou nonsense. Dearie me! Tells you nothing...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#39
SimeSublime
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 09:24 AM
Religion AND taxes? Brilliant! I'll be on the first(pretend)plane over.
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JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 09:39 AM
QUOTE (Chyld @ Jan 17 2005, 12:54 PM)
Basically, its my party, we're political, and we kick ass. None of this "liberal", "conservative", "labour" whathaveyou nonsense. Dearie me! Tells you nothing...
Destined to be one of the great political figures of the century this lad, not even in power and he's already using media happy slogans.
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
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revoltoncube
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 10:20 AM
ok, so I'm a sub-branch off of Jane?
hm... ok
hm... ok
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 11:43 AM
QUOTE (Laughlyn)
Destined to be one of the great political figures of the century this lad, not even in power and he's already using media happy slogans.
Au contraire, mon capitane! I intend to bury such bullshit in an unmarked grave at midnight!
QUOTE (revoltoncube)
ok, so I'm a sub-branch off of Jane?
hm... ok
hm... ok
Now, you try arguing to me that Jane isn't the best qualified person on this forum to co-ordinate Knifey Death. Go on then...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 03:33 PM
YAY!
Agriculture...I'm not sure how exactly that works, though.
Agriculture...I'm not sure how exactly that works, though.
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#44
SimeSublime
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Posted 18 January 2005 - 07:25 AM
Just knife the cows, and all shall be well.
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JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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revoltoncube
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Posted 18 January 2005 - 07:29 AM
oh ok, knifey deaths granted...
but what about stains of the masturbating variety related deaths? PLEASE!
but what about stains of the masturbating variety related deaths? PLEASE!