[Lord Aquaman]

[Skeletor is making an overblown speech of evil in a bar; He-Man walks in]
HE-MAN: "Hey ugly, why don't you pipe down? People are trying to drink and relax after a long day at work!"
DRINKERS: "Aye!"
SKELETOR: "Blond buffoon! Do you have any idea as to whom you speak?!"
HE-MAN: "Yeah, you're an ugly guy with no face."
SKELETOR: "No! Idiot! Dolt! Male Bimbo! I am Skeletor, Master of the Universe! Overlord of Evil! Fascist Oppressor of the proletariot! Scourge of-" [He-Man walks over and punches Skeletor in the face] "OW! You... you chipped my tooth! You chipped my whole face!"
HE-MAN: "Ah shaddup, ya pansy."
SKELETOR: "Why you [BLEEP]ing piece of [BLEEP], son of [BLEEP] mother[BLEEP] Tarzan wannabe!" [Skeletor raises his staff and cracks it over He-Man's head]
HE-MAN: "Tarzan wannabe?!" [He-Man grabs a beer mug and cracks it over Skeletor's head; Skeletor grabs his eye-sockets in pain as beer drips in]
SKELETOR: "Ow! My eyes! Lousy butt[BLEEP], piece of [BLEEP] son of mother[BLEEP]!"
HE-MAN: "Kiss Evil-Lynn with that mouth, bone head? If you keep talking like that I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out!" [He-Man headlocks Skeletor and starts forcing beer down his mouth]

Cut to a few hours later...
[Skeletor is completely tanked on the floor, immobile; He-Man merrily gulps down beer while scantily clad nymphs dance before him]

[Just your average movie goer]

That was fun, Lord Aquaman. Will there be more?

[Shawnathan]

Yea that was pretty good! You should try and sketch this scene out on paper.

[Chyld]

Hmm, mildly diverting...

[SimeSublime]

I wish I could remember He-Man episodes. I know I watched it, but not much else.