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Students offered vacation for sperm Thursday, December 18, 2003

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Posted 18 December 2003 - 12:12 AM

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Thursday, December 18, 2003

CALGARY (CP) -- Men at the University of Calgary are being offered a free two-week vacation in Australia in exchange for their sperm.

Apparently it's getting difficult to find volunteers in Australia because of a new law that says sperm donors can no longer remain anonymous.

The Reproductive Medicine Clinic in Albury, New South Wales, took a suggestion from a Calgarian on staff and placed an ad in the university's student newspaper. The clinic wants men between 18 and 40.

Their airfare, accommodations and expenses will be covered as an incentive to donate.


http://cnews.canoe.c.../289073-cp.html


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Posted 18 December 2003 - 09:33 AM

That's the deal of the century! A two week vacation? If you figure that that includes food and living expenses you could potentially live and see the world for free for the rest of your life.

Now THAT'S living!
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Posted 18 December 2003 - 10:26 AM

I can donate..my....uh... sad.gif
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Posted 18 December 2003 - 12:17 PM

QUOTE (looktothesky @ Dec 18 2003, 03:26 PM)
I can donate..my....uh... sad.gif

Knowledge of FFX characters?
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Posted 18 December 2003 - 03:44 PM

QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Dec 18 2003, 12:17 PM)
QUOTE (looktothesky @ Dec 18 2003, 03:26 PM)
I can donate..my....uh...  sad.gif

Knowledge of FFX characters?

Or lack thereof? OK!!
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Posted 20 December 2003 - 12:21 AM

that sounds like an awesom/loser job. i mean, spiking the monkey all day to go to europe or somewhere. of course that would make you a loser who never gets any ass. oh well.

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