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Captain Kirk VS Han Solo Any Star Trek VS. Star Wars debates?

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Posted 07 December 2004 - 10:20 AM

Has this board ever at any time debated the fan boy dreams of Star Trek (any vintage) VS Star Wars (preferably the original trilogy)? alien.gif

For me the one the match up that comes to mind the most is that of Captain Kirk VS Han Solo, although Spock VS. Darth Vader is an interesting thought.
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 01:12 PM

Darth Vader would beat if he could keep him a distance. Also, his helmet is design to resist the vulcan sleep pinch.
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 01:21 PM

The fight: Solo was pretty skilled, no doubt. He flew through asteroids against incredible odds. Kirk, on the other hand, cheated on his test scores and got away with it.

Result: I think in a straight-up fist or gunfight, Solo. In any contest of wits, Kirk.


The fight: Spock's brain was used ot power an entire city. Vader can pick things up without touching them.

Result: Tie


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Posted 07 December 2004 - 04:05 PM

I can't believe I missed these match ups -

Klingons VS Wookies/Ewoks/idiot Gungans/Storm Troopers.
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 11:55 PM

Ok. Any Jedi beats any creature from Star Trek because of lightsaber deflection. Lightsabers own all.

Star destroyer cruiser VS Klingon cruiser.

Death Star VS Borg

Falcon VS Enterprise.

C3P0 VS Data (I would LOVE to see it)

Scotty VS Han in a battle to see who can fix a ship quicker.

Empire VS Star Fleet

Rebellion VS Klingons

Luke's Girly scream in the less special edition VS kirks Khan scream.

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Posted 08 December 2004 - 08:52 AM

You guys might like Grudge Match. They do indeed have a 'Kirk vs. Solo' match, as well as 'Red-Shirted Ensigns vs. Stormtroopers', 'Death Star vs. Enterprise' and many others. I also like their scenario for 'Darth Vader vs Obi-Wan Kenobi':

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Pretty simple this week. What if Obi-Wan really tried?

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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

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Posted 08 December 2004 - 08:56 AM

Luke's girly scream is no match for Kirk's "KHAN!" scream.
I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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