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Posted 01 December 2004 - 09:05 AM

Oh, is that what Hannibal said? I'm so glad I can't read his posts.

Hey, isn't Hannibal writing a book on "How to make friends." at the moment? wink.gif

I recommend calling everybody fools and acting as if you're some kind of god who is better than everyone. People really seem to warm to this.

- Hannibal

(No, not the guy from the movie. He's not even the Carthagian who brought Rome to its kness. It's just the idiot one).
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Posted 01 December 2004 - 09:21 AM

I'm too busy recklessly frothing to comment on that. I have to go clean out my fridge now, all my wrath has spoiled. I sure am glad Hannibal never insults me though

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 01 December 2004 - 10:50 AM

Hey, that post inspired me JYAMG...

How to be Popular on Internet Forums

1. Post ludicrous and insane conspiracy theories, preferably on sensitive PC issues like political extremism and racism. You can play on this later should anyone oppose your claims.

2. While you wait for a reaction from other users, prepare an endless list of nonsensical and confusing rhetoric. Don't keep your posts short and to the point, that might give you away. Play on the illusion that many words equals great knowledge.

3. Unleash hell upon the unsuspecting members. Be as insulting, patronizing and condescending as you possibly can to anyone who dares question your authority on any subject. And don't stop there, inform any stupid f*ck who takes an opposing view that it is actually they who are using the very same bullshit debating tactics you do yourself. Ignore anyone who sees through your tirade. Important: make it seem like you are the victim.

Make them understand that you are completely above anything they say in your quest to earn the coveted "Attention Whore of the Year" award.
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Posted 01 December 2004 - 11:41 AM

HK-47, that was beautiful. smile.gif

Are you getting the point, Hannibal or do we have to ram it through your skull with a sledge-hammer?


And to everyone else, I again recommended that we all select the "Ignore User" option with Hannibal. We can all enjoy our forum again and hopefully with no one responding to his crap anymore, Hannibal may get bored and go away.
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Posted 01 December 2004 - 11:08 PM

You know JYAMG that ignore button is looking mighty nice right now...

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Posted 03 December 2004 - 08:01 AM

LOL... Thank you, HK-47, that was brilliant. And thanks for the suggestion, Movie Goer.
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

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Posted 13 December 2004 - 08:25 AM

And as a special bonus I'm going to start posting my character concepts. Here's the first one the evil admiral Hannibal


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Posted 13 December 2004 - 08:42 AM

You did very well, my friend. That image sums up the character perfectly. thumbsup.gif
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Posted 13 December 2004 - 08:14 PM

And here is the wise and sagacious, Chefyoda


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Posted 14 December 2004 - 12:22 AM

Cool hair. thumbsup.gif
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