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Slade I have some bad news You have residents, and you're for sale.

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Posted 19 November 2004 - 12:52 PM

I got these from the screening room forum. Would anyone like to bid on him or test an Ipod while living in Slade?

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 19 November 2004 - 11:24 PM

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  Slade
Slade for sale. aff Check out the deals now! 

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And yet more! How much does it cost to vacation in you, Slade?

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- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 20 November 2004 - 11:13 AM

Heh, Dale's home visiting his parents this weekend. smile.gif
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Posted 20 November 2004 - 10:25 PM

You are aware that Slade is the name of a band, right?
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Posted 20 November 2004 - 11:39 PM

That still doesn't quite explain the residents.

If bands rented themselves to tennants, would that make them commerical sellouts?
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Posted 21 November 2004 - 12:49 AM

Slade is obviously the name of a town as well. But regardless, it's still funny, and thats the main thing. Well spotted.
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Posted 21 November 2004 - 08:27 PM

Gah you guys and your logic always ruin my fun. Although I doubt there's a town named Slade, really I just think they're making the offer to Slade's midichorians.

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Posted 23 November 2004 - 04:47 PM

or his mitochondria. on ebay.
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Posted 23 November 2004 - 09:38 PM

Slade is a pot smokers name. My friend has the most classic pot smoking name. "Sky", that is it! Sky!

It's not even short for anything, it's just Sky.
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Posted 23 November 2004 - 10:01 PM

Moon Unit is the best name ever. Go Frank Zappa Go!

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Posted 24 November 2004 - 07:27 PM

What what what?! It's a pot smoker's name? Isn't that a bit sterotypical of you, Jordan? Or do you mean it's a handle stoners go by frequently? Yeah, there's a band called Slade (C'mon, feel the noise!). A town called Slade too eh? I hate to break it to you, but no part of me is for sale. Midichlorians don't exist! my heart (both physical and metephorical) , mitochondria, all organs, etc. are not for sale. Anyone who wants all of my spare cellulite can have it free of charge though.
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 01:17 AM

Speaking of land for sale, a bunch of European businessmen have taken over my dorm room and begun renting out my GameCube and TV to people. Now I get no money from my own Game renting business... Damn you, JM!
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 07:18 PM

Clearly Sladism has been defeated and Dormania has been made safe for exploitative foreign corpor....Ermmm I mean ordinary residents of the dorm.

Wait a minute... what are all those masked people with guns doing?

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Posted 30 November 2004 - 07:20 PM

They seem to be playing strip poker, actually...
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Posted 01 December 2004 - 05:23 AM

Goddamn heathen savages, don't they know that civilized people only wear headbands when they play strip poker and not masks? You realize of course that this calls for a campaign of bombings and imprisonment right?

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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