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Posted 27 November 2004 - 07:26 PM

1,410 hits for a Google News search on Paris Hilton. So, we can assume that 1,410 people care about Paris Hilton, and all of them are journalists.
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Posted 27 November 2004 - 08:47 PM

Kind of going of topic here but...

These actresses are look just like the normal chick down the street, I think so. It's just actresses have these "personnal makeup teams" that up her ass everywhere she goes. If a little rain gets on a actresses makeup job, the make up team is there to tackle the actress and dump more makeup on her face. If a little food gets on an actresses face, the makeup team is there to spray it off with a fire hose.
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 03:12 AM

With Paris, I think instead of makeup, they simply re-heat and mold her face. It's made of the same plastic as Barbie dolls.
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 07:21 AM

Ah! So that's why she looks sp pointy round the face! Well, that means she can't be killed by fire, she'll merely reshape herself...

Shall we stick with the psychological torture then?
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 08:02 AM

If her face is the same as a dolls, does that mean she's as anatomically incorrect as Barbie as well? Because it would really hurt sales of her video.
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 12:37 PM

No, they replaced her own lower annatomy with one of those "vibro-motion" Jenna Jameson replica gentials. She's still plastic, but there's less chafing than if you tried to hump a My Size Barbie.
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 03:49 PM

...can I be disturbed by the path this thread's taken yet?
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