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#31 Yahtzee

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Posted 21 November 2004 - 07:31 AM

Make a film about me killing Paris Hilton and I will cover you in gold. And by that I mean I will piss on your graves.

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Posted 21 November 2004 - 11:41 AM

Heh. I couldn't do it even if I tried. Unless I use Artgem, I've the artistic capabilities of a deranged jackrabbit called Franco.

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Posted 21 November 2004 - 01:46 PM

If by "A film about me killing Paris Hilton", you mean "crude webcomics about a badly-drawn skull", then I'm sorry, I've already done loads. If you mean exactly what you say... totally beyond me...

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Posted 23 November 2004 - 04:22 AM

I might not make it but I'll certainly pay to see it when it debuts.

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Posted 23 November 2004 - 02:02 PM

Don't worry, Yahtzee, I don't believe such a film will ever come to be. At least from me...that would require some form of initiative, which I'm certainly lacking in. As well as a damn, which I have none to give.

I can't speak for these guys, though...

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Posted 23 November 2004 - 03:09 PM

I've done claymation before. But using some really crappy plasticene and the cheapest webcam known to man.

And for this project, of course, you have to factor the "can't be arsed" level into the equation.

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Posted 23 November 2004 - 05:18 PM

maybe she'll spontaneously combust because of her own pointlessness.

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Posted 23 November 2004 - 09:40 PM

You know, in some alien cultures "can't be arsed" is a legitimate disability.

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#39 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 24 November 2004 - 12:03 AM

If only we followed the same system...

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Posted 24 November 2004 - 01:34 AM

Paris hilton before and after plastic surgery...

http://www.awfulplas...ves/005189.html

all i'm going to say on the subject is...
Paris hilton: I enjoy her films... but she has all the wit of a stale KFC bread roll...
Nikki Hilton: saw her in a recent interview... she came of alright... nothing against her... she's cute too... (prob. a result of Le surgerier Plastique.., but what are you going to do?)
Nicole Ritchie: now i'm a fairly hideous guy, but if i looked like this bitch, i'd never poke my face out... not a very nice thing to say... but she's friends with Paris so... i thought you guys might back me up for the hell of it...

and completely unrelated... but i'd like to once again announce my complete disgust for J-Low...

just can't get that off my chest enough~!!!

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Posted 24 November 2004 - 01:53 AM

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Why the hell did she get plastic surgery if she already looked fine the way she was?! She looked better in the old picture!

What the hell?!

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Posted 24 November 2004 - 02:51 AM

Society Janey, society deems women to look like sticks with large tits and a firm bottom.

Society deems women to go to countless plastic surgeries just to look that little bit better, wether it makes them look better or not.

Society deems women to chase perfection wherever it might be found, making them into clones of each other, making each and everyone of them more imperfect than before.

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Posted 24 November 2004 - 03:21 AM

Rather sad, actually.

Whatever happened to the whole concept of inner beauty? Personality? Wit? Charm? Sophistication?

Do these count for NOTHING anymore?

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Posted 24 November 2004 - 06:17 AM

nope...

they do, but a majority of society says...
"bah, too much effort! skin deep or nothing..."

people in general go after bimbos, and sacrifice the idea of meaningful relationships, for short lived bonkfest after shortlived bonkfest untill they their old enough to realize that they wasted alot of time at which point they find out that thier perfect mate settled for some jerk/bitch and married them... it's all a rich tapestry of a poorly made rug we call a near enough substitute for love...

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Posted 27 November 2004 - 04:08 PM

I finally brought up the effort to actually read this topic.

My opinion? Well, I think everyone needs something better to do than sit around bitching about some random blonde. Seriously, who gives a shit?