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LOTR Pants if you dont get it its not funny

#31 User is offline   J m HofMarN Icon

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Posted 19 November 2004 - 12:39 PM

lol already taken, you'll have to do better than that. And just why havn't I seen your comments on my novel yet hmmm?

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Posted 19 November 2004 - 01:25 PM

Hey, I've been kinda busy lately. I'll try to check it out, (but I am flattered you'd care for my opinion.) smile.gif
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Posted 23 November 2004 - 11:33 PM

Thanks Despondent, always good to have another educated opinion. Anyhow...

"One does not simply wear pants into Mordor" - Boromir

"There is evil there that does not wear pants." - Boromir

"You have seen it too. A great eye, pantsless and wreathed in fire." - Saruman

This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 23 November 2004 - 11:36 PM

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Posted 24 November 2004 - 01:08 AM

"Abandon your pants!" - Denethor

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Posted 24 November 2004 - 04:58 PM

Ok, I'm trying to play this game. These have probably hit the floor by now, but I'm putting them on, one leg at a time.

Frodo: Nothing ever dampens your pants does it Sam?

Aragorn: Lower your Pants
Gimli: Oh!
Legolas: Aragorn, nad no ennas! [Translation: "Something is out there!"]
Aragorn: Man cenich? [Translation: "What do you see?"]

Treebeard: There was a time, when Saruman would walk in my Pants

Sam: I wonder if people will ever say, ‘let’s hear about Frodo and the Pants.’
And they’ll say, ‘yes, that’s one of my favorite stories.
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Posted 24 November 2004 - 06:53 PM

Nope Despondent, all original, not bad either.

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Posted 25 November 2004 - 09:17 PM

Personally, I wouldn't mind being in Galedriel's pants.

Seriously though, that is some mighty funny stuff!
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Posted 15 January 2005 - 03:52 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Nov 25 2004, 07:17 PM)
Personally, I wouldn't mind being in Galedriel's pants.



I'm sure it would be nice, but I'd rather be in Eowyn's pants.

"EE" refers to Extended Edition.

ELROND: "This evil cannot be concealed by the pants of the elves. We do not have the pants to fight both Mordor and Isengard! Gandalf... the pants cannot stay here."

LURTZ: "Find the pants!!!!!!!"

GANDALF: "All you have to decide is what to do with the pants that are given to you."

ARAGORN: "Frodo's pants are no longer in our hands."
GIMLI: "Then it has all been in vain. The pants have failed."
ARAGORN: "Not if we hold true to our pants. We will not abandon Merry & Pippin to torment and death, not while we have pants left. Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some pants."

THEODEN: "What would you have me do? Look at my pants - they hang by a thread!"

TREEBEARD: "The Ents cannot hold back these pants."

TREEBEARD: "Many of these pants were my friends... creatures I had known from cloth and thread... my business is with Isengard tonight, with a rock and pants. Come my friends, the Ents are going to war. It is likely that we go to our pants. Last pants of the Ents."

GANDALF: "Look to my coming, at first light on the 5th day. At dawn, look to the pants."

EOMER: "To the pants!"

FRODO: "Frodo wouldn't have gone far without pants."

GIMLI (EE): "Let's just have his pants and be done with it!"
GANDALF (EE): "No! We need him for pants."

SARUMAN (EE): "What kind words did you tell the halfing before you sent him to his pants?"

GANDALF (EE): "Saruman, your pants are broken." (Saruman's pants blow up)

THEODEN (EE): "Grima, come down. Be free of his pants."
SARUMAN (EE): "Free of my pants? He will never be free of my pants!"

LEGOLAS (EE): "I feel a slight tingle in my pants... I think its affecting me."
GIMLI (EE): "He can't hold his pants!"

EOWYN: "It's tradition of the court for the women to farewell the pants."

FARAMIR: "You wish now that our pants had been exchanged. That I had no pants and that Boromir had had pants."

GANDALF: "Faramir! Your father's pants have turned to madness! Do not throw away your pants so rashly!"
FARAMIR: "Where do my pants lie if not here?"

PIPPIN: "We have no pants for great halls or evil times."
DENETHOR: "And why should your pants be unfit for my halls?"

UNDEAD KING: "Those pants were broken!"
ARAGORN: "They have been resown!"

ARAGORN: "Fight for us, and I will hold your pants fulfilled."

GANDALF: "Send these foul beasts to the pants!"

EOWYN: "Courage, Merry. Courage for our pants."

THEODEN: "Ride! Ride for ruin and the pants ending! Pants!"
RIDERS OF ROHAN: "Pants!"
T: "Pants!"
ROR: "Pants!"
T: "Pants!"
ROR: "Pants!"
MERRY: "Pants!"
EOWYN: "Pants!"

DENETHOR: "No! You will not take my pants from me!"

THEODEN: "Make safe the pants!"

EOWYN: "Take the pants! Pull them up! UP!"

NAZGUL: "Feast on his pants..."
EOWYN: "I will kill him if you touch his pants!"
NAZGUL: "Do not come between a Nazgul and his pants."

THEODEN: "I know your pants..."

EOWYN (EE): "There is no warmth left in the pants. They grow so cold..."
FARAMIR (EE): "Tis the damp of the first spring rain. I do not believe these pants will endure."

ARAGORN (before the black gates): "For pants."

GANDALF: "Now comes the days of the pants."

ARAGORN: "These pants do not belong to one man but to all. Let us together resow these pants, which we will share in the days of pants."

GALADRIEL: "The power of the three pants is ended."

ELROND: "The pants call to us."

GANDALF: "Farewell, my brave pants."

ANNIE LENNOX: "Grey ships pass into the pants..."

This post has been edited by Lord Aquaman: 15 January 2005 - 03:53 PM

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 15 January 2005 - 04:00 PM

Gollum: Must have the pants!

Gollum: The hobbits stoles it. My PANTS!

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 12:35 AM

GANDALF: "If you are referring to the incident with the pants, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the pants."
FRODO: "Well whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the pants."
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I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 07:46 AM

Théoden: Tonight we remember those who gave their pants to defend this country. Hail the pant less!

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Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter.
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 08:52 AM

Gollum: So tight... so comfortable... our pants.
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 01:28 PM

Gandalf: You cannot pants!
Frodo: Gandalf!
Gandalf: I'm the servant of the secret pants, wielder of the pants of Anor. The dark pants will not avail you! Pants of Udûn!

Frodo: Pants!
Sam: What is it, Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: Nothing. Just my pants.

Sam: Pants. The one thing in Middle Earth we don't want to wear anymore. It's the one thing we are trying to get. Let's just stop trying wearing pants we cant get. Let's face it Mr. Frodo. We're lost. I don't think Gandalf meant for us to come this way.
Frodo: He didn't mean for a lot of things to happen, Sam. But they did.

Sam: Frodo? It's the pants isn't it?
Frodo: They are getting heavier. What pants have we got left?
Sam: Well, let me see. Oh yes, lovely. Lembas pants. And look! More lembas pants. I don't usually hold with foreign pants, but this elvish stuff is not bad.

Sam: He is trying to trick us! We let him go, he'll steal out pants in our sleep!

This post has been edited by Dr Lecter: 17 January 2005 - 01:29 PM

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Posted 19 January 2005 - 12:58 PM

QUOTE (Dr Lecter @ Jan 17 2005, 07:28 PM)
Gandalf: You cannot pants!
Frodo: Gandalf!



great! this was great! you all wrote funny suff, but this one made me really laugh too much biggrin.gif
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