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Posted 16 November 2004 - 08:07 PM

One day I hope to be lord of all pants. That way when someone lies to me...

Gandalf: Tell me, my friend, when did Saruman the wise give up pants for madness?

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Posted 16 November 2004 - 08:42 PM

... Blargh. That's something I don't think even Movie Goer would want to see and he uses the guy for an AV

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Posted 17 November 2004 - 02:43 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Nov 15 2004, 10:14 PM)
One ring for the elven kings under the sky
seven for the dwarf lords who have all they want
nine rings for mortal men doomed to die
one for the dark lord in his dark pants

Why am I the only one to note that its THREE RINGS for elven kings, regardless of their status of pants.

For shame, JM...

The dark lord is ethereal, he has no pants.

"You shall not wear pants, flame of Udun!" Or something like that. The G-man to the Balrog.

"Those are some very interesting pants you have there, Mr. 'Underhill'." Strider to Frodo in the Prancing Pony.
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 03:28 AM

oh crap I hit the wrong number. Thanks for noticing. That last quote was great though. I want to think up some more Gollum ones cuz those would be the best.

"They took off our pants and we wants them back!"

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Posted 17 November 2004 - 07:06 PM

"My pantssssssssssssssss....."

"Do you remember the pants, Mr Frodo?"

"If Sauron had our pants, we would know it."

"And to you, Frodo Baggins, I give you these pants."

"And what would a dwarf ask of the elves?" - "Nothing. Except to get my pants back."
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 07:57 PM

all gandalf...

"Always after a defeat and a respite, the Shadow takes another pants and grows again." (from the FOTR)

the rest from TTT:

"Oh. You would not part an old man from his walking pants?"

"Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind you teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked pants with a witless worm! "


"Your fingers would remember their old strength better... if they grasped your pants."




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Posted 17 November 2004 - 08:00 PM

"Do not let him speak, he will put pants on us." - Aragorn at the coming of the white wizard.

"Will you gaze into the pants of Galadriel?" - Galadriel

"It was in that hour when all hope had failed that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father's sword and took off Sauron's pants." Galadriel's narration.

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Posted 17 November 2004 - 08:02 PM

ooh oho..

"the world is changing... i feel it in my pants." - Galadrial
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 08:12 PM

"For a day would soon come when hobbits would shape the pants of all on middle earth" - Galadriel

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Posted 17 November 2004 - 08:24 PM

"It would take an army of pants."
"Tens of thousands."
"But my lord there are no such pants."

-Grima and Saruman.

"How can fire bring down pants?" -Grima to Saruman.

"The horsement took your pants! They drove your people into the hills to scratch a living out of rocks! Burn every village!" -Saruman to the wild men

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Posted 19 November 2004 - 07:07 AM

"Gondor is weak. Sauron will strike us soon. And he will strike hard. He knows know we have no pants." - Faramir.

"I bring pants from Elrond of Rivendell." - Haldir, coming to the aid of King Theoden before the battle of Helms Deep.
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Posted 19 November 2004 - 07:55 AM

"Please remember, that the pants of Baggins must not be mentioned."

"I feel like pantsing myself" - Frodo at Elronds.
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Posted 19 November 2004 - 08:02 AM

"A day may come when the courage of men fails. When we forsake our pants" - Aragorn.

"Give him the pants of the king." - Elrond

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Posted 19 November 2004 - 08:15 AM

You guys might like the Star Wars Pants Page.

Some of my all-time favourites:

"She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." - Vader

"Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser." - Greedo

"A tremor in my pants... The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master." - Vader

Of course, to a British person 'pants' refers to underpants, so it's even more hilarious.
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Posted 19 November 2004 - 12:10 PM

Aragorn:
Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall.
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