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and with the the only prerequisites being your ability to "climb up a ladder", I cant help but see this as the opportunity you've all been waiting for...
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How to derail Episode 3 in two easy steps
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Posted 08 November 2004 - 05:26 AM
How to Derail episode iii in one easy step:
Have George Lucas write and direct it.
Have George Lucas write and direct it.
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Posted 08 November 2004 - 07:21 AM
I have to hand it to you, Hannibal. The perfect response.
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
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Posted 09 November 2004 - 02:48 AM
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities."
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Posted 09 November 2004 - 03:27 PM
I think the hopes of seing a decent movie is over. The prequels are doomed.
You can expect anything, even the most idiotic thing for EPIII.
The only thing that will make EPIII worth is a last scene where Lucas show up, shake hands with Darth Sidious and call himself Darth Becile.
You can expect anything, even the most idiotic thing for EPIII.
The only thing that will make EPIII worth is a last scene where Lucas show up, shake hands with Darth Sidious and call himself Darth Becile.
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Posted 09 November 2004 - 06:44 PM
QUOTE (WhoCares @ Nov 9 2004, 03:27 PM)
The only thing that will make EPIII worth is a last scene where Lucas show up, shake hands with Darth Sidious and call himself Darth Becile.
Great line, although using Lucas's pattern, he would be an inbecile.
*Silence from unamused crowd*
Hey I'm just sayin!
*Silence continues*
Fine I'll leave. Inbeciles.
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Posted 10 November 2004 - 09:11 AM
I appreciated the joke, Vwing. 
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Posted 10 November 2004 - 10:20 AM
Just read it myself. Nice one, Vwing. And good line by Hannibal earlier as well.
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Posted 12 November 2004 - 01:55 AM
The best way to derail the film is not to see it. Realistically I know this is NOT going to happen. So I guess the only way to truly derail this film is to link it to global terrorism. We should put ads on television stating if you see Episode III the terroists win. On second thought the rabid fan base won't buy into that either... damn them. All those Star Wars Prequel zombies. Friggin' terrorist sympathisers.
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Posted 12 November 2004 - 04:49 AM
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On second thought the rabid fan base won't buy into that either... damn them. All those Star Wars Prequel zombies.
well since the last one made 650 million i expect they'll be a few more people than that who might be interested in RotS, esp. after that trailer
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Posted 13 November 2004 - 04:16 AM
Derail Episode III?
Who said it was on rails in the first place?
Rails imply plans.
Plans imply thought.
Thought implies brains.
George Lucas implies NO BRAINS.
At least none that have worked since the 80s.
Who said it was on rails in the first place?
Rails imply plans.
Plans imply thought.
Thought implies brains.
George Lucas implies NO BRAINS.
At least none that have worked since the 80s.
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