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Posted 16 November 2004 - 02:28 PM
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 08:46 PM
In days gone by ladies used to bathe their faces in newborns pee,
it was supposed to be good for the skin.
*MYRKVI*. I get an immediate of picture of Attila the Hun or maybe it's Genghis Khan. Some big bloke in rough studded leather with long black hair anyway.
(Might be a Russian Hells Angel).
How're the night feeds going Icey?
it was supposed to be good for the skin.
*MYRKVI*. I get an immediate of picture of Attila the Hun or maybe it's Genghis Khan. Some big bloke in rough studded leather with long black hair anyway.
(Might be a Russian Hells Angel).
How're the night feeds going Icey?
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 08:52 PM
QUOTE (Little princess @ Nov 16 2004, 08:46 PM)
In days gone by ladies used to bathe their faces in newborns pee,
it was supposed to be good for the skin.
it was supposed to be good for the skin.
Whereas if you tried that today, you would be considered an utter loony.
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 01:54 AM
Hey, they used to think virgins blood would do the same, and in comparison, baby's urine isn't that bad.
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 02:49 AM
Oooooh, the night feeds are going well, Perla only had to wake up once last night, around 4 AM which isn't that bad at all.
Just remember kids, it's ok to bathe in urine. It's sterile
Just remember kids, it's ok to bathe in urine. It's sterile
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 03:22 PM
For some reason, the virgin's blood thing sounds significantly less nasty to me. Creepy, yes, but still...
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 03:25 PM
The smell is significantly better.
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 03:51 PM
Did it matter whether the virgin was male or female?
*tries to hide 12 inch knife behind back*
Not that I'd ever think of killing anyone to make myself look handsome! Heh heh...
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 03:57 PM
The typical virgin is a dumb, blonde bimbo which jumps on nigh anyone for a shag, but for unknown reason has never gotten all the way there.
My money is on premature ejaculation.
My money is on premature ejaculation.
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 04:24 PM
QUOTE (LsTr_Of_SmG @ Nov 17 2004, 03:51 PM)
*tries to hide 12 inch knife behind back*
Not that I'd ever think of killing anyone to make myself look handsome! Heh heh...
Not that I'd ever think of killing anyone to make myself look handsome! Heh heh...
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 04:31 PM
You can see the romance slowly building... over a mutual interest in bloodlust.. 
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 04:35 PM
It's like the Bride of Chucky, without the dolls...
I never saw that by the way.
I never saw that by the way.
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 04:37 PM
I'm not sure how, but I've got a really good idea for an update about Kantism...
*scurrys off*
*scurrys off*
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Posted 18 November 2004 - 12:05 AM
QUOTE (Icey @ Nov 17 2004, 04:35 PM)
It's like the Bride of Chucky, without the dolls...
I should also like to mention that that movie was funny as hell. As are all of the Chucky movies.
I mean...he's a little killer doll! How is that not funny?
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Posted 19 November 2004 - 02:49 AM
I always hated Chucky, saw the first Child Play flick and somehow it felt.... wrong to watch it. Somehow it was something that should never have been made.
Made me want to go to the next toystore with a chainsaw to make sure there would be no more killer doll movies. But I didn't have a chainsaw so I watched Friday the 13th part VI: Jason Lives and all was well again.
Made me want to go to the next toystore with a chainsaw to make sure there would be no more killer doll movies. But I didn't have a chainsaw so I watched Friday the 13th part VI: Jason Lives and all was well again.