[Kirby]

It's thanksgiving season so everybody is stringing up their chrismas lights, and buying presents for their chummers. Dont get me wrong any holiday that gives you 1 week off work is allright with me, but jesus people celabrate this for a full 3 mounths. (Nov. Dec. Jan.)
With the season coming and my political jucies still flowing from the election I ask my self this. Is Santa Republican or a Democrat? After being driven mad by the sheer analitical madness, I decided to share my brain cramp with all of you.
So the question is this, is Santa Republican or Democrat? If you think he is Indypendent please Null your vote and look at the results at your leisure.

[Slade]

I don't think the question of Tim Allen's political affiliation in the 90's Disney Film is ever mentioned. However, I'll play devils advocate with you and assume you meant to type "Santa Claus" - undead philanthropist that lives at the geographical north pole.

On the one hand, he goes around giving toys to all the boys and girls without asking anything in return, so one might say he's a Democrat. However, he enjoys excersising an endless cruelty on an unskilled slave-labor force, and spys on every boy and girl to the extent that only Big Brother in Orwell's 1984 could achieve, so then he could be Republican.

So... I'm going to say he's Independant, but I'll ask Fortuna what she thinks via coin flippage. Head's he's a jackass, tails he's a giant eating machine.

Heads, Santa's a Dem.

[Stongbah]

I've gotta say I think he's a democrat. Sure he has a huge slave-like workforce, but it seems he has a big thing for affirmitive action if he has such a large number of vertically challenged people working for him.

[Creaux]

I've gotta say I think he's a democrat. Sure he has a huge slave-like workforce, but it seems he has a big thing for affirmitive action if he has such a large number of vertically challenged people working for him.

Heh, good logic.

I think the clear answer is, republican. Rich kids somehow end up with better presents than poor kids. I mean, come on! It's that simple!

[SimeSublime]

He judges whether children are naughty or nice by his own standard of moral values. That sounds Republican to me.

[Despondent]

He runs his own operation. He takes care of his employees (like they have anywhere elves to go.)

He's asked of so much by the world at large.

His "people" face opposition from those who insist the higher power doesn't exist. Yet, "give me more" is all he hears.

Once his campaign is in full swing, people criticize him for advertising too much.

But in his heart he knows what they want. Because they demand it whether they support him or not.

No doubt: he's a compassionite conservative.


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you might confuse me with Santa Claus,
it's the big white beard I suppose
God's Comic
-Elvis Costello

[SimeSublime]

He runs his own operation. He takes care of his employees (like they have anywhere elves to go.)

That's puntastic!

[Ninja Duck]

I believe that in some versions of the Microsoft Word thesaurus, "Santa Claus" is a synonym for "liberal".

And what Microsoft says, goes.

[Slade]

I'll be damned before I recognize Microsoft as a legitmate authority. But if the corporations have that much power, we're already damned.