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Ah, if only it were that easy for me. I'm a purist when it comes to these kinds of thing, you see...
Saucy Christ Interlude
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Jane Sherwood 
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Posted 14 December 2004 - 07:51 PM
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Brick McRunfast
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 03:07 AM
And, as you aren't a a target, you've apparently raped puppies while beating nuns . . .
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SimeSublime
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 03:35 AM
QUOTE (Brick McRunfast @ Nov 16 2004, 04:28 AM)
I used to donate blood, but then they started insisting that it had to be MY blood, and I'm afraid of needles. It's so much easier to bring in a trash bag full of the blood of the innocent.
Why not donate the puppies* of the innocent?
*see the news forum if you don't understand.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#49
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 09:44 AM
Unfortunately, if it weren't for the love fo gore and stabbing and violence and all that fun twisted stuff, I'd fall into the Innocent catergory by default...
(*eyes Brick warily, then gives him a big creepy cheerful smile*)
You so much as think about it and I'll cut your balls off with a rusty spoon.
(*eyes Brick warily, then gives him a big creepy cheerful smile*)
You so much as think about it and I'll cut your balls off with a rusty spoon.
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Brick McRunfast
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 10:10 AM
If only I hadn't had them removed years ago to get the rocket launcher installed, that would be quite a threat.
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 11:11 AM
I...see.
(*narrows eyes, steeples fingers*)
Well played, Brick...
(*narrows eyes, steeples fingers*)
Well played, Brick...
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Brick McRunfast
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 12:48 PM
Oh, I'm not playing, Jane. He is.
*points to burly man skipping hopscotch*
Understand?
*points to burly man skipping hopscotch*
Understand?
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 12:50 PM
You have the most interesting friends...
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Brick McRunfast
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 01:24 PM
His name is Gertrude, and he does my bidding.
*snaps*
Getrude, fetch me the head of Willie the mail boy. We must go bowling, and I have no ball.
This has taken a turn for the bizzare . . .
*snaps*
Getrude, fetch me the head of Willie the mail boy. We must go bowling, and I have no ball.
This has taken a turn for the bizzare . . .
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LsTr_Of_SmG
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 03:22 PM
QUOTE (Brick McRunfast @ Dec 15 2004, 01:24 PM)
This has taken a turn for the bizzare . . .
And therefore the best!!!!
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Chyld
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 08:46 PM
Bizarre = good!
But only if properly bizarre.
Slap bangin the middle then...
But only if properly bizarre.
Slap bangin the middle then...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 12 January 2005 - 10:52 AM
Gurtrude has been working for you? so thats where hes been going at nights.
I shall have to beat him with my ashtray. Ive been having to change the songs on my ipod by myself. Thats just unaceptable.
I shall have to beat him with my ashtray. Ive been having to change the songs on my ipod by myself. Thats just unaceptable.
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Chyld
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 09:57 AM
Elf Lord? Your name rings a bell. Long time FRer, or long time LnEer?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Jane Sherwood
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 12:18 PM
Yes, your name does sound familiar...from a long time back...
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Brick McRunfast
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 02:06 PM
Indeed, a long time back. A time when I was still an innocent youth, looking for wisdom, success, and love. Before I became this bitter, cynical shell of a man who only lives to cause pain and destroy all that is good and holy. Your name hearkens be back to a earlier time, long before I made this pact with the devil, before the cybernetic enhancements, before I let loose the demon razor clowns of infamy. Yes, your name takes me back . . .